shinigami564

@ladygainhart.bsky.social

Me, waiting for my back to be completely better like

I just want to whack friends with sharp sticks!

Funny anecdote: the two non MTG players who read this for edits thought "Bagel and Schmear" was a bit and not a real actual card

It can be both...

I think I'm keeping this?

My only concern, and reason to mill would be pod composition.

"The white race is dying" would be a lot funnier if they didn't raze society as a reaction...

Burn Down the House 3 Red Red Sorcery Choose one — -Burn Down the House deals 5 damage to each creature and each planeswalker. -Create three 1/1 red Devil creature tokens with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." They gain haste until end of turn.

Sometime you've gotta wipe the board, you know?

Defending the one commander release a year like the costco exec with the hotdog price

Welp, all of a sudden the Great Lakes are now A Great Lake.

the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”

what the fuck dark ages ass shit is this

Here's hoping this promotion also comes with a reduction in hours?

HAHA, unless..?

Playing cedh be like...

Senate Democrats: what just happened under our current leadership is a total travesty

Also Senate Democrats: i have nothing to say about whether our current leadership may be part of the problem

Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell

I played UG sea monsters in standard while Up the Beanstalk was legal...

Maybe I should try Malevolent Monsters in pauper..?

Today I learned Canada does this too!

Appreciate the non-US civics lesson!

Last I checked, the party in power shut down the government...

Happy to take the European model as well. Government shutdown? Snaps elections.

Ro Khanna, who has called for Chuck Schumer to be replaced, says the only reason other Democrats aren't calling for it is because it would "offend a lot of donors."

"Are we gonna be beholden to the donors that have gotten us two terms of Donald Trump, or are we gonna listen to people?"

The struggle of not working out because body hurts and no energy but exercise being what would help that 🧍‍♂️

Wait. That card isn't just named "Red Entomb?"

Theres an argument to be made that if the best deck in standard is midrange of some form, they are doing it right.

Seeing the quoted post as blocked is somewhat refreshing tbh...

I trust your judgement though!

My wife told me that her family thinks, "there's something wrong with [me]" because I don't make small talk.

Hope she gets crushed in the primary by someone actually left of center...

Thanos meme except when he's asked what it cost him he says "Nothing" and it's about how 7 Dems (and on Independent) made the pain and suffering felt from a shutdown completely meaningless

Unfortunately still true bsky.app/profile/adam...