UnstableGooseYear

This is such fucking bullshit. Everybody in Atlanta needs to just go throw ass at every home game the rest of the season

What’s next, the NBA banning Whoop That Trick at Grizzlies games because it makes Dominionist swine upset? Tried of pretending like these busybodies are real people.

It is now the official position of the NBA that strippers are more degenerate than gambling, which is obviously incorrect

Well they blew a lead in the Super Bowl last night/
And Matty Ice can’t get no relief

The Falcons haven’t managed to kill a QB on the field yet, and who knows when they’ll have a better chance?Gotta jump on this.

Lady, they let you walk around with them arms? Because, damn!

You gotta keep at least one buried in an attache case in concrete like John Wick.

I know, it pisses me off. My brilliant consciousness floating through the ether is a perfect and undimmable light vs no it isn’t.

That’s always part of deconstruction, it’s very natural to recoil at something that hurt you like that. It’s not a personal failing, just more of the healing process in a way.

Treating your brain as a physical object with needs rather than a purely abstract seat of consciousness can lead to feeling a lot better!

Doc Guillotine took emeritus status and hasn’t worked a day in over two centuries. Must be nice.

I gotta say all six of your wings are looking very well cared-for today.

I think you should try a bit where you WR-post about how certain subatomic particles are not trustworthy and aren’t in your circle. I don’t think it would make anything better but it might be funny.

Add one word to a film to ruin it

Honey, I Shrunk-Wrapped the Kids

That’s how every teenager who ever did too many drugs ghosted from a job. Thats not a coincidence.

Honestly that is too kind a fate for anyone in that room, there are worse ways to go than chocolate milk.

It’s a good day to be an attractive bartender with cool tattoos.

Asking the Amiga DO YOU EVEN LIFT?

And it doesn’t have to be purple, mind you, any good glam rock tone will do, purple just happens to be my childhood favorite color that I got socialized out of then got back in to.

You’re just basically doing reverse physician-chic. We gravitate frequently towards purple because the white coat basically means you’re doing glam rock color palette. You found your way to white coat from purple.

The physician programs also are a long process in which applicants have been doing additional training and check-ins, some since undergrad and often involve signing away a lot of control over your future career and training to the branch they sign with. Mad respect for the people I know that did it.

“He is a good person. He wants to introduce people to his friend”

Fives balancing a wee Spur on his knee, reading from a picture book entitled “Late 20th Century Actors and Their Defining Works.”

Baker made the NCAA let him work from Boston so that he’d be closer to DC and this is the height of what they’ve gotten from him. A panel with whatever sport people that Trump Knows and two shitass senators that can’t do anything productive.

I still have a mail-ordered copy of the original CD they put out because it’s the first one I ever bought with my own money.

The Great-In-Spirit Pyrenees

It’s been oddly surreal to hear the news framing the news around regime change in Iran and Cuba as the culmination of decades of shared agreement when Obama did significantly change US policy towards both in pretty recent memory.

I’m excited for this coming back, and they also made a follow-up to Crypt of the Necrodancer where instead of the gimmick being a dance pad it’s a guitar controller, now I just need to find another because I gave mine to my brother since he works with teenagers.

That’s already been done. 100 tons of clocks, however…

Just build it onto the back of the World’s Best Pancakes location so you can roll out of bed and right into pancakes.