When your sibling is now almost twice your size because you have FIP, and she decides you WILL have a bath whether you like it or not.

None of this violence was necessary. Senator Shelby should be ashamed.

🚨🚨HOLY SHIT‼️ A Marine Corp Veteran was protesting the war in Iran and how we shouldn’t be fighting on Israel’s behalf when Senator Tim Shelby (R-MN) steps in and fucking breaks dudes hand!

Tweets about people asking Grok which president told the most lies.

Bahahaha. 😁😏

#DJT #DJ6T #FDJ6T #PantsOnFireDJ6T

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I guess they found a way to spend the money
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I would like to remind you all that we are broke, we have no money, we have to cut spending immediately for all of you entitlement bums on Medicare and Medicaid... but war, we have tons of money for that.

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I dunno why MTG is acting like Paxton won’t get the endorsement. Of course he will. He’s actually a MAGAt in addition to being a corrupt pile of shit.

Oof. We don’t exactly have a great history of upholding promises made to the Kurdish people.

That certainly wasn’t a no.

I aspire to exude as much confidence as this little Kinesin protein strutting along a microtubule while hauling intracellular cargo.

Look at that little guy go! 🔬🧪

Golly. It’s almost like maybe all those advisors who got fired for saying attacking Iran would have catastrophic consequences on our military readiness might have known what they were talking about.

👇👇

It is a crime to lie to Congress, even when not under oath.

Wait. Are you saying it’s not that?

Yep. All it will take is for Congress to suspend habeas and these facilities will be filled with American political prisoners.

This is orders of magnitude worse than Benghazi. And I am not being hyperbolic.

I am 100% certain we now have to fund this war because failing to do so means we get shitcanned by Iran all over the world. Oh wait, that’ll happen anyway. Nevermind.

It’s like Kegsbreath is some sort of Temu inspirational speaker or something. His diatribes are always just so weird.

Wow

I mean, pretty sure having an affair with a staffer violates House ethics rules. But, okay.

You’re not wrong

IRGC Destroys Second US THAAD System in Gulf, Wipes Out UAE Radar and $1.1 Billion Qatar Early Warning Shield — Iran Declares Missile Dominance - Defence Security Asia IRGC precision strikes reportedly destroy a second US THAAD system, its UAE radar, and Qatar’s $1.1 billion early warning system, exposing fractures in America’s Gulf missile defence architecture and ...

so Iran has apparently knocked out and destroyed / disabled to some extent two U.S. THAAD batteries

This is a massive deal. Aside from the expense, this is not a weapon system we just have a ton of lying around. You don't replace these easily.

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Perfect analogy is perfect

Um, that is unfair to John Legend.

A much better analogy is Trump and Hegseth are like a drunk gamer who is absent during the meticulous discussion of the battle plan. He aimlessly charges into combat, which ruins the raid & gets all of his gaming buddies getting killed... Except this is real life.

It’s like you think you understood my point

Did he sound this stupid when he was on FoxNews?

“My father was born in a small German village at the foot of the Alps.” — Senile Satan

Narrator: His father was born in the Bronx, New York. He’s senile.

That depends entirely on how many Republican voters who voted for him in the primary stick with him in November.

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