Jay

rawr

combart wounded simpson

he thinks he missed the train to venus
he's out back jerking penis

slenderman if he was in a polycule with a bunch of white women: "find my Paiges"

okay after having seen the next few episodes i am 100% on board with this. Starting to love this show

episode 2 especially where it's just the one smart american lecturing a bunch of dumb people from different countries feels like one of those stupid ricky gervais "winning arguments with people he made up" types i'm sorry

like i'm sorry i am enjoying the show but the way it's written a lot of the time where it's like "yeah, i'm the only free thinker. i'm not afraid to speak my mind. i'm a bit of an asshole, wo what" feels akin to one of those shitty ricky gervais self insert movies

i'm 4 episodes into pluribus and this is the first episode where she hasn't just felt like lesbian ricky gervais - which coincidentally is the first episode written and directed by women

hi mister plurbius bring me your finest emo twinks

gender reveal party for a couple where the husband is really into professional wrestling, and the wife is really into 2000s indie pop:
"Kyle O'Reilly or Rilo Kiley?"

hi

hi

i keep seeing posts about that gay hockey show and i cant help but feel like culturally we've come full circle back to Yuri On Ice. dire times

jewish beyonce: "if i were a goy"

Vancouver people love saying things like "i'm going to the Polybius themed brony convention"

I just assumed maybe he was yellow but just looked black and white in the newspapers because the newspapers were black and white

I remember back in like 2010 when Adventure Time started, Canada didn't have cartoon network so we weren't getting it. And for like a year I was seeing Jake The Dog merch and images and thought it was the dog from Dilbert. I thought people just loved the Dilbert dog.

*chalamet however you spell it i don't even care anymore

i hope timothee chamlet does something problematic so i can justify my irrational hatred of him. i need to find a way to make me just being tired of seeing his face into a woke stance somehow

to be fair, dropshipping is the oldest profession

it is something i would do lmao

she tells me to "3 2 1 let it rip" the way i get this babe-laid

It's healed well. A friendly reminder that it will get better.

hmmm today i will shave my body
*accidentally slices nipple open like a boss*

her: "your cute"
my brain: "she's just pretending to like me"
the lego ninjago green ninja tulpa i developed when i was 12 that never went away and gradually became more violent and evil: "you should jump up kick back whip around and spin kick a baby. Also she hates you dude."

you make a damn good point here

*animorphs into a tapeworm and begins to shrivel up and die because i have no host*

Had no idea a printed version of these existed, aparently it was just a short run in 2009. Contains the first 600 comics, this thing's awesome.

Insane 2009 relic i found today

dancing on the corpses ashes