Eastern Market is older than:
- the telephone
- the other state of Washington
- indoor hockey games
- the QWERTY keyboard
- Heinz tomato ketchup
- cash registers

Happy 152nd Birthday, Eastern Market!

the senate shouldn’t exist. the senate is dumb.

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

1, man people are gross
2, "The Human Centipede of content" is the best descriptor of AI slop I've heard yet.

🙄🙄🙄🙄 how is this even happening

Trump’s NSPM-7 Alarms Law Firms While Congress Is Silent Domestic terror watchlist to double, sources say

FBI's domestic terror watchlist expected to DOUBLE in size as a result of NSPM-7, the new presidential directive targeting "anti-Christian," "anti-capitalism" and "anti-American" speech:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

DC mayor saying "we greatly appreciate the surge of officers"

Today’s press conference by the DC mayor amidst the military/ICE fascist kidnappings and takeover of D.C. is one of the most disgraceful things I’ve seen. A clown cheering as she walks us off the cliff.

As more and more people are arrested by the feds in DC on BS charges for interfering with federal goons, I think it's going to be important to run a public campaign calling for mass jury nullification, both in grand juries and petty juries. Make it impossible for them to bring charges or convict.

Cop : i was hit in the face by a club

Lawyer : u mean a club sandwich right

Cop (through tears) : still a club

oh! and then if you own a home your state can take it away to try and reclaim what the government spent on you. erasing anything your family had left.

like the wealth gap wasn’t already large enough, we are using our healthcare failings to increase it.

Lord, I've seen what you've done for other cities

I feel like I'm going insane when I read comments like this one from Bowser yesterday bashing net zero energy efficiency requirements. They're her policies! She championed them as recently as two years ago!

Feels relevant today as her enviro cuts are up for a Council hearing...

OMG I FIGURED IT OUT

UNLIKABLE? SOCIOPATHIC? PETULANT? WHINY?

STEPHEN MILLER IS GROWN-UP CAILLOU

I do not understand why Dems don’t start a daily press conference. What’s stopping them?

Reminder that Congress can stop this shitshow anytime they want.

we all understand that this just means we have to yell at our reps more, right

Girls shouldn't have to work if they're so so sleepy

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

Hey fucking liberals, invest in fucking progressive media Jesus fucking Christ

Hakeem Jeffries thinks Drake won

They demanded staff return to work in person and now they're terminating office leases so they can't. It was never about efficiency; it was always about manipulation.

Big red bunny with text ECONOMIC BOYCOTT $ DON'T BUY STUFF FRIDAY FEB 28 WE HAVE POWER NO AMAZON WALMART TARGET FAST-FOOD GAS OK SMALL BUSINESS USE CASH

i think the economic boycott has had further reach because the poster is so cute. okay bunny i will listen to you.

You go to the market and you buy something to eat. It does not even enter your mind that you could be buying something tainted that could kill you.

We rely on systems and bureaucracy to keep us safe and we don’t even think about it consciously

JFK was 43 when he became president! We don't have to keep electing people in their 70s!