Grown up blue berd

@iceymayor.bsky.social hey noelle, totally not weird and random question i’m about to ask you, do you want an egg?

Hmmm, i mean we can ask like Noelle if she wants one, and we can keep one or two. How many eggs were there?

NO?!

We can always take them to a foster home?

I don’t know, i live with her and neither of us are very good with taking care of something else?! I’m so fucking scared!

Excuse me?!

@ilovetvtime.bsky.social tenna, susie just laid eggs.

INTRO:

* I wanted to be your friend too…

VICTORY:

* …Susie isn’t gonna like this…

@grownupberd.bsky.social

Susie, bud. We barely have enough room for us. How the hell are gonna fit a whole bunch of susielings in too?

You what

Who gives a swag

Happy Halloween everyone i’m going as a apathetic adult this year.

I eat a cinnamon roll for breakfast and i feel like vomit.

It was the worst wedding i have ever been to.

A lesbian couple tried to make my grandma their third one time.

//peaksie

I’m just gonna assume that how to draw dragons book is in space or some shit.

Well, featherline. Same thing really.

(Pushing his feathers up like how one would with their hair.)

If my hairline starts to recede i hope it’s like vegeta’s.

The previous post, edited to just say "I DO MEN"

Oh bless you miss dre- er toriel?💧

Hey unrelated to anything going would you follow me real quick?

Yes my queen.

Ok man

The Angel Says You're Gay As Fuuuuuckk

We’ll evict him from the closet.

Queen we need to jump him so he can come out of the closet

Sheesh, didn’t get much sleep last night i take it?

(Completely unprompted.)

You know in middle school catti casted a hex on me giving me her period cramps one time.

Yeah. I just like saying corny things like that, sorry.