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Lily Xenosmorch

@xenosmorch.bsky.social

hey it's lily. she/they/it. trans. old. dni if you're under 18 or a scumbag, you know the drill.

9 Followers  |  11 Following  |  112 Posts  |  Joined: 17.01.2025  |  1.5226

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14.02.2026 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and that's why antimatter is called dark matter

11.02.2026 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

boy it sure would suck if a bunch of people canceled nitro en masse, huh

09.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This. Get LOUD, do NOT let them rest. Let them know this is COMPLETELY unacceptable, even without their track record for data security.

09.02.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 328    πŸ” 213    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

the old man on Pawn Stars has a voice that sounds like a thick tar-like substance should be oozing from his mouth at all times

07.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Steam Workshop::Himiko Toga - Character Mod.

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/... I made #himikotoga as a playable character in #don'tstarvetogether and I'm really proud of it.

07.02.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THEY'VE INVENTED A NEW KIND OF BLOOD AND I'M ABOUT TO KICK ALL OF IT RIGHT OUT OF YOU YOU POOP DETECTIVE ! ! ! ! !

06.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Discord screenshot:
User 1: Picture of Calvin and Hobbes flying in a cardboard box with two Brachiosaurs
User 2: "they're about to hit that dinosaur!"
User 3 (OP): Replying to User 2 with that picture of the secret service whispering to George Bush (you know the one)

Discord screenshot: User 1: Picture of Calvin and Hobbes flying in a cardboard box with two Brachiosaurs User 2: "they're about to hit that dinosaur!" User 3 (OP): Replying to User 2 with that picture of the secret service whispering to George Bush (you know the one)

06.02.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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λ±€νŒŒμ΄μ–΄ μ†Œλ…€μ˜ μΌμΌμ•Œλ°”
#λŽ€λ²„νˆ°

27.01.2026 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 150    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4
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evening primrose

05.02.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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spent poppies

05.02.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ive watched this about 100 times.

This is why the internet was invented.

Right here.

Peak content.

04.02.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3971    πŸ” 1028    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 90
A pool of water takes on a human shape, and sits by the pond it just emerged from. Small fish are swimming inside the aquatic body!

A pool of water takes on a human shape, and sits by the pond it just emerged from. Small fish are swimming inside the aquatic body!

Water experiencing itself🐟

01.02.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6207    πŸ” 1566    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 2
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shot-on-tape behind the scenes of Green Goblin looks like a heisei Kamen Rider

01.02.2026 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1225    πŸ” 529    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 23
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neci said she knows a spot and took half the duviri population to the lowest point of their lives #warframe (28.06.2025)

01.02.2026 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Illusion of free choice meme

The cow is an autistic person trying to engage in a group conversation

One side is end up interrupting to say something
The other side is keep waiting for a chance to speak that never seems to come

Both lead to You feel awkward and disconnected from the conversation

The Illusion of free choice meme The cow is an autistic person trying to engage in a group conversation One side is end up interrupting to say something The other side is keep waiting for a chance to speak that never seems to come Both lead to You feel awkward and disconnected from the conversation

Talking in a group is hard

30.01.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3494    πŸ” 1488    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 102
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A screenshot of WhatsApp:

Ash: SebastiΓ‘n, I have one very pressing question.
SebastiΓ‘n Di Martino: Let me know
Ash: Are jaguar soft?
SebastiΓ‘n Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)

A screenshot of WhatsApp: Ash: SebastiΓ‘n, I have one very pressing question. SebastiΓ‘n Di Martino: Let me know Ash: Are jaguar soft? SebastiΓ‘n Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

25.01.2026 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 15200    πŸ” 2861    πŸ’¬ 209    πŸ“Œ 224

at what point to fictional creatures become "mythical creatures" ??? if we wait long enough, will there be hushed whispers of protogens roaming the woods? will the post-collapse shitscape have people writing bestiaries featuring twinks in suits with tvs for heads? where's wizard school duende house?

26.01.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i know, i'm just in awe at the consistent escalation of the tricks that guy can pull out of his ass up to the point of meemaw showing up

22.01.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A plush stuff toy in the shape of a claymore bomb, cube rectangle with its bipolar acting as legs. It has a smile face with the words, "Front toward friend."

A plush stuff toy in the shape of a claymore bomb, cube rectangle with its bipolar acting as legs. It has a smile face with the words, "Front toward friend."

So I just found out that someone made a claymore into a plush toy. It is a cute little thing

21.01.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 218    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

changing my stance on naruto. all the characters shoulda been women and none of them shoulda been straight

22.01.2026 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

very true. i'm sure there's people smarter than me that can more succinctly put a cap on the whole thing from a feminist point of view, i just kinda wish sakura could have had a chance to kick madara's teeth in or smth

21.01.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe i'm not feeling very charitable, but it felt like a consolation prize born out of the obligation to include sakura in that shot of team 7 working together one last time. she was then immediately hit by a genjutsu and completely removed from the post climax conflict until heals were needed.

21.01.2026 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is still the single best panel in the whole manga after the pain arc ended btw.

21.01.2026 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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absolutely fucked up that goku showed up and solo no diffed kaguya at the end there. that was crazy.

21.01.2026 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

finally finished naruto, the series that got me into anime all those years back when it first aired on toonami.
Really wish any female characters did anything of consequence but i guess that's shounen for you. part one held up way better than i thought.

ultimately 7.5/10.
i'm never reading boruto.

21.01.2026 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ON TOP of the invincib-(title drop) forcefield he ALREADY GETS JUST FOR BEING AN UCHIHA

i think kishimoto wrote himself into a corner making the final boss be strongest guy possible and that's why he had to switch gears at the last second to make moon bunny grandma with dementia be the real big bad

20.01.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hi i sent this before i got to the part where he had 4 guys that were him that made an invin-(titile drop) forcefield.

20.01.2026 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

madara's literally just making this shit up as he goes along. being an uchiha means you just get to use playground rules

20.01.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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