Been enjoying @altonbrown.bsky.social 's new YouTube show. He's giving off a lot of "Get off my lawn, I'm fucking my wife!" energy these days.
01.03.2026 16:38 —
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Does anyone else think tonight's planetary alignment is really the rest of the solar system staging an intervention for us?
28.02.2026 23:37 —
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Seeing that he is a "liar liar", maybe the pants shitting is a fire suppression system.
25.02.2026 08:50 —
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"Bwahaha," laughed Zorg. "I have mastered quantum entanglement and created a worm hole between our buttholes! I will be pooping your pants for the rest of your days!!"
Grent Powerhack dropped to his knees. "Nooooo," he screamed as Dark Lord Zorg unleashed another load into his space pants.
23.02.2026 19:01 —
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YouTube video by MonsterMagnetVEVO
Monster Magnet - Negasonic Teenage Warhead
Tonight's musical obsession. youtube.com/watch?v=aKj5...
03.02.2026 00:31 —
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BLACK COFFEE AND ICE WATER is available for download NOW on Audible! A fresh hour of brand-new comedy. One of the loosest, rawest albums I’ve ever done and I am beyond proud of it!
23.11.2025 19:24 —
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I couldn't agree more. She was amazing. AFTER HOURS will always be a favorite. She was so psychotic in that. Just fantastic.
31.01.2026 22:59 —
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As a 54 year old man I was so happy last night when I didn't have to wake up to pee!!!
Oh! Completely unrelated question. Does anyone have a mattress for sale?
31.01.2026 22:45 —
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When I die I want ALL of you to flood social media with A.I. slop "paintings" of me hugging various famous atheists (George Carlin, Christopher Hitchens, Carl Sagan, Stephen Hawking, Stephen Fry (dead or not) ) as they happily welcome me to Heaven.
31.01.2026 22:41 —
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I get such a thrill when the Instapot hot dogs split and start looking like the Sandworms from Lynch's DUNE.
04.01.2026 06:28 —
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How do you sleep with jazz playing? Like a baby. A cigarette-smoking, chin-beard beatnik baby.
03.01.2026 19:00 —
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Some mornings I lie in bed, staring at the ceiling, choosing a coping mechanism for the day like I am down in a wine cellar choosing something for dinner.
"Mmmm... Inappropriate Jokes circa 1992. That was a good year."
03.01.2026 18:18 —
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@billcorbett.bsky.social
I may have found your evil corporate training shadow self.
04.09.2025 12:39 —
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Thank you!!
23.06.2025 16:25 —
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Sadly I became an atheist before achieving my ultimate goal; sliding into the confessional and exclaiming "Damn!!! Who beefed?"
22.06.2025 03:13 —
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Thanks Sheree. I tried Second Life years ago and I think some of my music appeared on an in-world radio station. Unfortunately I don't have a ton of free time to spend in SL anymore.
22.06.2025 03:12 —
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@tharries.co.uk Congrats!! I am so happy you got your cameo!!!
24.05.2025 22:42 —
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You know that scene near the end of POLTERGEIST when the older sister (the late Dominique Dunn) gets out of her friend's car and sees her house being destroyed and screams "What is happening?!"
That is pretty much my default setting.
18.04.2025 12:26 —
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Spring Halloween is this weekend!! SQUEE!!
16.04.2025 20:40 —
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You haven't "been to space" until you've shit through a vacuum into a bag. Sorry, Katie.
16.04.2025 20:36 —
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@danagould.bsky.social Dude you were at Scott's Vintage yesterday?! I love that place!! 10 minutes from my house. Hope you dug it.
06.04.2025 21:13 —
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Why, in sci-fi, do they never talk about people being "held in a state of suspended Claymation"?
15.03.2025 21:05 —
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@rifftrax.com Not gonna lie, the second Max Havoc movie is a lot better than the first. Still bad but... That kid out acts everyone.
13.03.2025 01:13 —
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YouTube video by Amplify Media Productions
Layers of Legacy
Hey. That one time I was on tour with my son and stumbled into a documentary.
youtu.be/ug-at_XNwHk?...
11.03.2025 03:17 —
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08.03.2025 23:09 —
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I hereby relinquish by Earthling status. Yes, I would like to dissipate into the solar winds and scatter myself to the cold, cold void.
Bored Woman: Do you have a rewards number?
No.
Bored Woman: Would you like to round up for St. Jude's Children' Hospital?
Sure.
05.03.2025 02:42 —
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Thanks, Jason. It was a really really hard decision to make and breaks my heart. I know it was the right choice. It saved him a LOT of trauma he never deserved.
28.02.2025 15:11 —
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To honor my late dog, Arkham, here are some things he made me say:
"No!! No yard salad!"
"C'mon. Stop reading the lawn, I want to go inside."
"Yeah booooy! Here comes that poop hunch!"
"Ugh. Lick quieter. You sound like an old man eating an orange."
"We're back! Just went to empty the dog."
28.02.2025 15:06 —
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