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Oh and you can guarantee I’ll be wearing a hat during his fucking funeral
09.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 22 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0Does Fox Business Network even go live tomorrow or do they just air reruns
09.03.2026 02:19 — 👍 105 🔁 19 💬 6 📌 1Thankfully my 401(k) is made up entirely of barreled oil and petroleum by-products
09.03.2026 01:58 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OPERATION NOT STONKS
09.03.2026 01:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Well I've never met you but--yes."
09.03.2026 01:35 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
James Bond staring down into a piranha pond off screen
#2 You Only Live Twice (1967) - A trademark of the series features a subordinate of Blofeld dying in a particular gruesome manner, only for Bond to use the same method to dispatch an unwitting henchman, in this case the unlucky Hans who gets devoured by piranhas, with Bond taunting: “Suck my dick.”
08.10.2023 20:25 — 👍 41 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Yoga
09.03.2026 00:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?
09.03.2026 00:26 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 1Don’t blame me, I voted for Mohammad-Mahdi Mirbaqiri
09.03.2026 00:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0set your clocks back again, we fucked up
08.03.2026 23:06 — 👍 451 🔁 91 💬 4 📌 1
CNBC: Dow futures tumble 800 points as U.S. oil tops $100 a barrel to begin the week's trading: Live updates
Hey @carlquintanilla.bsky.social can you quickly reset the stock market by turning it off and on again please, thanks
08.03.2026 23:06 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0Hand them a bowl, here you go
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[my friend not realizing the bathroom door hides the toilet when you open it all the way] “wheres your toilet?”
me: “what’s a toilet?”
friend: 😳
Bruce Pearl on the halftime show to break down Iran’s missile defenses
08.03.2026 21:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sugar in your liver is called fatty liver
08.03.2026 21:11 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I guess we’ll never know
08.03.2026 21:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Because of the time change I was 45 years late for church
08.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Drinking coffee at 2PM because when dinner rolls around I don’t know if I’ll be tired or awake or what
08.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well my broker is EF Hutton, and EF Hutton says…
08.03.2026 20:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nailed it
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Mickey and Mallory Knox
The United States of America and the State of Israel
08.03.2026 04:26 — 👍 37 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0I’ll just sleep on the floor
08.03.2026 17:58 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0We talked to these two guys about women
08.03.2026 17:48 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“The Women’s Issue” of Bakersfield Life magazine with two cover models who are old white dudes in suites.
Happy International Women’s Day!
08.03.2026 14:50 — 👍 641 🔁 131 💬 23 📌 20This shit is not amore
08.03.2026 17:41 — 👍 26 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0It’s intercontinental ballistic women’s day
08.03.2026 17:36 — 👍 230 🔁 58 💬 3 📌 2I have a license from the United States government to do math
08.03.2026 15:10 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0And I mean he’s just low intelligence, small brain dumb: me no read dumb, stick a fork in a light socket dumb, Of Mice and Men dumb
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