Thanks For Sharing, Jerk

I promise I wouldn’t lie about a degree so useless

No takers on the ass-kicking so far but I’ve given out a fair number of hugs

I can’t believe Cherstice Crank has been gone this long, seems like he just got necked

I have a Masters degree in Mathematics

At least Lou Holtz got to see another war in the Middle East before he died

BREAKING: Lou Holtz hired to a 6-year contract as the football coach of Hell

Building a Time Machine to go back and give the Empress Elisabeth of Bavaria a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos

It’s hard to believe that these three guys were in a movie together, it’s almost like they live in different universes

Lou Holtz getting the Trunp medal of bribes

If you get this medal it means you’re going straight to hell

Last American League pitcher to steal a base, pre DH rule

Why was Fetterman on TV this morning detailing GOP talking points

When that happens this account will be celebrating

Open the door, we’re heating the entire neighborhood

I would say I’m glad he’s dead but I thought he was dead already so I can’t claim any real joy

A neck so long, facial features so small—we’ll never know

A head that had so many great opinions about race and gender

BREAKING: Lou Holtz hired to a 6-year contract as the football coach of Hell

Shot in the neck way too soon, that neck had another 20 years in it at least

They’ll probably laugh for other reasons, but not that one at least

RIP Channing Crunk

I may not have lived a perfect life but when I die people won’t laugh and say I’m glad that stupid racist is dead

I can’t believe Cherstice Crank has been gone this long, seems like he just got necked

Guys this fucking rips

Enjoy hell, dumbass

if I could travel through time I'd do so much cool shit like go back and properly mic the snare drum when the outfield was recording 'your love'

Lou Holtz getting the Trunp medal of bribes

If you get this medal it means you’re going straight to hell

At least Lou Holtz got to see another war in the Middle East before he died

Lou Holtz at a desk in a chair with his signature above him, caption below says "I go to the funeral."

Lou Holtz at a desk in a chair with his signature above him, caption below says "I want to be the corpse"

Looks like Lou Holtz's dream came true

Eat this apple, bitch

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