Is this a Tag Yourself situation? Orrr

Just when you think Donald Trump cannot sink lower or be more shameful, today he's blaming Ukraine for the war and calling Zelinsky a dictator, when he knows perfectly well that Putin's constant re-elections are put-up jobs.

a scene from King of the Hill. Bobby says: "This account should not exist. It is a monument to man's arrogance."

newskies seeing my posts for the first time

Dear person worried that me making fun of Trump and his party pals today will draw their attention and have them come after me: I have a decade of calling Trump awful things online, today's contribution is a mere drop in that comprehensive ocean, I was already destined for the work camp I assure you

I think most people are intuitively aware of this but something like the official White House account posting an “ASMR” video of shackled immigrants is not just cruel for its own sake, it’s intentional envelope-pushing to ramp up to desensitization over inhumane detention, camps, and deaths

comedian FUCKS heckler on stage "Thats what happens when you bring politics"

INVENTOR OF THE CAR HORN: and this will make people better drivers

KM3NeT xkcd.com/3053

Friend just confirmed via text she's putting her cat down and Apple Intelligence just suggested I respond "haha I feel you."

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

Here are some nice mushrooms 💋

Last night
I ran into a coworker
at the grocery store,
who with a laugh remarked
“you wear that mask here too?”
to which I simply nodded,
and answered truthfully:
“I don’t want to catch it here either.”

And fully half of it is a humiliating error where they mistake the value of a contract by 1000x confusing 8 million with 8 BILLION

Works as advertised

And there it is

There are three kinds of joy in this world:
1. When your hope is rewarded.
2. When the hope of people you love is rewarded.
3. When Manchester City suffer.

i think it’s so cool how 20 years ago crank conspiracy theorists were relegated to corners on the internet on sites called shit like “TRUTHNEWSNOW dot com” and now there’s just a 50 / 50 shot half of those old users are in government positions these days

My aunt, the doctor,
told me a new joke.
She said:

Did you hear that
“the USDA says
it accidentally fired officials
working on bird flu
and is trying to rehire them.”

But when I asked
for the punchline,
she informed me
this was a real headline.

And then neither of us laughed.

Has reading and watching
dystopian stories
prepared us
for this?

Yes, reading and watching
dystopian stories
has prepared us
for this.

They have prepared us
for this
by making it possible
for us to read and watch
what is happening
and say: this is just like
a dystopian story.

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

same methods, different era

When i like a post it means i agree with everything that person has ever said or done

Grimes, when she realizes that someone did not actually “get her nose”

i do not want to read a "statement" from my reps, I want to see them getting handcuffed on the News

Is this good