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Atheist, Doctor Who fan, collector of Blurays, Husband and father of two. Owner of a dog called Stanley. #FBPE #RejoinEU No DMs unless I know you.
I donβt know who to credit for this image but it fits.
23.12.2024 21:32 β π 109 π 37 π¬ 4 π 4Happy Christmas everyone!
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Reform UK leader Nigel Farage says
βWe need to leave the ECHR so we can deport people that come illegally & take back control of our borders & thatβs what the public wantsβ
Share if you disagree with his populist boll**** the UK should join Russia & Belarus outside the ECHR
youtu.be/iSTN-h8NoyY
Holy f*ck, it couldn't be more obvious who wrote Kuenssberg's script today. "We will never know if the Rwanda scheme would have been successful because it didnβt happen." Interviewer of the year, ladies and gentlemen. #ukpolitics
15.12.2024 11:41 β π 82 π 18 π¬ 18 π 1Yup π
15.12.2024 19:12 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The infernal ratioβ¦
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Good Christ almighty!
15.12.2024 14:44 β π 686 π 90 π¬ 99 π 28Oi! Yes, you.
There are more planes in the sea than there are submarines in the sky.
Follow me for more interesting facts.
The UK parliament has joined Bluesky, with proper verified domains and everything:
β’ @houseofcommons.parliament.uk
β’ @houseoflords.parliament.uk
β’ @ukparliament.parliament.uk
β’ @commonsspeaker.parliament.uk
I present the greatest piece of excrement produced by the Water Companies.
Dame Therese Coffey.
Is it me or are people getting worse at driving, I had some t@ up my bum all the way home. I wasn't even going that slow.
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And how many times a year does Lee fight the battle of the Somme?
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Phone Battery Percentages Reviewed
79%: Plenty of juice but not too showy. Lovely
4%: Eek! I don't like it but I respect it
100%: Live a little, you coward
48%: Unserious. Either charge it or run it down but you can't stay at 48%
27%: No man's land. Battery % of a person who doesn't know themselves
09.12.2024 13:04 β π 41 π 11 π¬ 1 π 1
A little louder for the folks in the back:
The development of vaccines is likely the greatest achievement of mankind.
www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/202...
Why is it taking so long to arrest and prosecute this thief?
04.12.2024 11:00 β π 164 π 65 π¬ 9 π 0I've been told in no uncertain terms by my eldest that calling Father Christmas fat will get me on the naughty list.
03.12.2024 17:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fine, don't then. π
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Tesco is giving away free Turkeys this year to anyone who can outrun their security guards.
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Rate my works Christmas Tree out of 10...
Go.
Oliver has been given a badge at School for... walking to School.
Walking from the Car Park next to the School.
Pretty sure that's not what the teachers meant. π€£
Farage pronounced Fascist
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Been looking forward to getting this set. π
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Just found out I am in some peopleβs starter packs! I am very honoured.
But
If you followed me for the latest political gossip, sharp wit and up to the minute analysisβ¦ Iβm sorry. I mostly talk about cats with the odd book or tv chat. π
