Colin M.

They both are trying to deliver something to you. See I understand how the Kringles think and that is why I know you are hiding them under your floorboards. Tingle, Wingle, Zingle, Dingle, and Kris.”

“If the Easter Bunny came in your house and tried to deliver eggs, you wouldn’t kill it. Why? Because it is cute and eggs are delicious. But, when a man in a red suit comes into your house and starts dropping items in your stockings you attack him for breaking and entering. What’s the difference?

Once upon a time in Burgermeister controlled Sombertown…

The opening to Inglorious Basterds but instead of Col. Hans Landa, it’s the Burgermeister Meisterburger from the stop-motion Santa Claus is Coming to Town explaining why he’s able to hunt the Kringles.

She is hands-down one of the best performers going right now. An absolute powerhouse that can also deliver an emotional punch with her lyrics and voice. Love love love them!

Burt Ward as Robin from the 1960’s Batman TV series…looking sassy as fuck

Robin didn’t need to look this sassy, but I’m here for it

White letters on a black background. A fucking call to arms to defend the women in our lives. It reads: “Men, what are you doing about the other men saying things like “your body, my choice?” What will you do when you see it? Will you call it out? Will you confront it? Will you stop your best friend from saying it? Will you stop being friends with them? Don’t be passive in this. Don’t laugh it off. Don’t excuse it as a joke. It’s not a joke. It is a threat.” Make these fuckers pick their teeth up off the ground if you see or hear this.

What if we had an orgy at the Taco Bell Cantina?

I remember seeing Harmony Korine’s Gummo in theaters when it first released and being absolutely mesmerized. Just watched the @criterion.bsky.social 4k transfer and was mesmerized all over again. It’s still as beautiful, disturbing, heartbreaking, and funny as the day it was released.

Thanks for this! I wasn’t really sure how to use it, especially in an effective and fun way, but I will definitely get in the habit of using it now.

Love this! Thank you!

Oh man 😞 as if this week could get any worse. RIP to an absolute legend and sweetheart of a guy.

I don’t think pussy hats and flags are gonna work this time, it’s time for pussy bricks and rainbow bullets 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐱🧱
#ArmTheDragQueens

Maybe I should go see Terrifier 3 again to cheer myself up

Best album of the year and it’s not even close!

Loving it so far!

My Christmas wish this year is that there is peace amongst all the nations of the world and that everyone will join hands and finally admit that “Bop To The Top” is better than “Soaring”

My taste defined in:

4 shows:
The Golden Girls
Battlestar Galactica (reboot)
The Office
Attack On Titan

4 films:
Jaws
There Will Be Blood
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Scott Pilgrim vs The World

4 bands:
Turbonegro
The Sword
The Cure
N.W.A.