It's a calling
07.03.2026 22:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@alexis44.bsky.social
Pan, non binary, ace, 43, white. My personality revolves around liking OFMD. Malfunctioning & destroying civilizations. Fanfic crowd. Woke & Ghey. Impressively Ferocious. Butthole Buccaneer. Loyal & Noisy. 1/2 Pyramid, MerStede, & Tiny Boat owner
It's a calling
07.03.2026 22:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nooooooooooo
07.03.2026 22:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Of course they will π₯Ή Just being dramatic myself, like Ed
07.03.2026 22:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0100%
07.03.2026 22:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The handsomest π Will he ever be reunited with MerStede turned human so they can finally get together *heavy sogh*
07.03.2026 22:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Amazed
07.03.2026 21:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Beautiful MerEd sighing dramatically while pining for his MerBoyfriend π₯Ή
07.03.2026 21:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I remember him! He was part of a serie with human Ed turning into a merman to find him, and Stede presumably becoming human. I love that serie
07.03.2026 20:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I am living for updates on the goofy chicken auction price π€£ Over 4K for Goofus Doofus π±
Who the fuck is 142 and what is their max bidding price??? π
You asked for text The Gentleman pirate, I prΓ©sume? "ai" redponded Arrh that my me old sport
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07.03.2026 18:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hello loves! i am once again reaching out because i am still looking for a sensitivity reader for my master's thesis, specifically for my ethiopian character (writing & artwork). will definitely offer paid compensation! pls consider sharing to spread the word <3 thank you!
07.03.2026 12:57 β π 6 π 10 π¬ 1 π 1Also, the chicken's name is Goofus Doofus
07.03.2026 12:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We need to update the description on the auction's website to include this crucial information
07.03.2026 11:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Important update
07.03.2026 11:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That she is. She even once brought a Big Stick by carrying it in her mouth like this β¬οΈ
07.03.2026 11:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Always πͺπΌπ€‘
07.03.2026 09:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Clown license cross stitch
Save some bidding energy for this, clowns π
07.03.2026 09:20 β π 101 π 30 π¬ 4 π 1Post from Endless Screaming : "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH" Post from moderatecitrus/steph : "RBB claim submitted π¬"
mood
07.03.2026 09:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Plot bunny looking for a good home:
Lucius keeps a notebook full of Stedisms and catchphrases of Stede. It keeps him entertained.
After he loses it, Ed finds it and is utterly delighted by the odd "Captain", as he is simply referred to in the notes.
Works for canon and modern era.
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Okay Iβve been asked this a couple of times and I threw it back to Smallest Kid, who tells me (because he is 7) that the name is Goofus Doofus π
07.03.2026 01:08 β π 90 π 11 π¬ 10 π 6A brown and green leaf on a white window sill
A brown and green leaf
07.03.2026 09:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
06.03.2026 17:30 β π 92 π 21 π¬ 0 π 0π π π π π
06.03.2026 17:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*grabby hands*
06.03.2026 16:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No worries, you are already doing so much
06.03.2026 15:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Totally worth it
06.03.2026 15:53 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
YOU BETTER (NOT) OUTBID ME ON THIS AMAZING RAINBOW JELLYFISH, OR ELSE π₯π₯π₯
www.32auctions.com/organization...
Just adding that the pink tassel bookmarks can be bought for 15$
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The Fandom Craft Market graphic but with additional text over it. The text on the graphic reads "Buy Now for < $25, a thread"
Are all the #fandommarket posts overwhelming and are you struggling to find something you can buy now and isn't sold out yet?
Let me help you! Here's a thread of Buy Now items available (at time of posting) for $25 or less!
(Items have been grouped together for ease, links are clickable!)