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Tiny monstrosity, unaligned. Plucking little punctuation mark. #toastie

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That I cannot remember! I definitely wore it to run around the neighborhood, though.

02.11.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had that same bathing suit!

02.11.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YES

02.11.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. When this happens, I have to spend half an hour watching him sing Somebody to Love with Queen on loop.

01.11.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every now and then, out of nowhere, I realize that I miss George Michael.

01.11.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NASTY SOUP

01.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Then it's perfect!

01.11.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like this because the mouth looks like a bat to me, which I find satisfyingly meta.

31.10.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’œ

31.10.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The haunted look in his kid's eye 😱

31.10.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so soothing

30.10.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right?? I made a revolted face and asked her what that meant and she fumbled for a moment and said, "like grapes." As in, not things that are dry and crunchy, like a bowl of chips.

Now I want xiao long bao, though...

30.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh I very much did too

30.10.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

so for reasons, I've been doing voice physical therapy sessions and in the first one the therapist asked me whether I ate "wet snacks"

30.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

now regretting this

30.10.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BABY!!

30.10.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dust my wets AMD

30.10.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss Chase-Pitkin so much.

30.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So's my mom's! And we have a fair bit of Chase-Pitkin clothing from my dad's short post-retirement gig there. All the little old ladies who needed keys cut loved him because he was a "nice young man." (He was 65.)

30.10.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can confirm.

30.10.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just spent actual money to buy a kinda ugly sweatshirt from my alma mater for the sole reason that it has the old logo and font on it and not the "updated" ones that look like we're a predatory for-profit eduscam

maybe I can sell it to another pissed-off grad next year for a profit

30.10.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure I remember this happening at least once at the Washington Street underpass when I was growing up in ER.

30.10.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AW YEAH

30.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can confirm

30.10.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same, little cat.

30.10.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

never eating candy again

29.10.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

KITTY

29.10.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you don't have a crush on Emma Thompson are you even alive on this earth

29.10.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thread just below this in my feed is @gyip.bsky.social being all "intentional balk?!"

Great minds (etc.)

29.10.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a black cat with yellow eyes, taken as the cat's head was moving. It appears to have 5+ sets of eyes

Photo of a black cat with yellow eyes, taken as the cat's head was moving. It appears to have 5+ sets of eyes

biblically accurate cat

28.10.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4286    πŸ” 895    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 35

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