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biggest increase in gas in 4 years 6/2/26

Why? What? How?
Is he still in the White House?

Here's another impeachable offense for her. Yet another bald-faced lie to Congress under oath.

Fun fact: Pepsi exists because Coke was racist

Gay MAGA fan upset men won't sleep with him. Yes, really A gay MAGA fan is upset men won’t sleep with him, and social media users can’t believe the extreme "lack of self-awareness".

Imagine thinking you can SUE dems to date and have sex with you. You've made your bed, now lie in it -- ALONE! Why not date other republicans? Oh right. THEY'RE TERRIBLE!
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Blocked and reported

That's a hell of a tip though

Warfighters? I thought it wasnt a war.

If you think it's difficult using alt text, imagine how much more difficult it is for the visually impaired to understand your post without it.

So what is it that we're calling this war-not-a-war thing? Operation Epstein Fury?

Get whatever free screenings you’re due for they are trying to make it so we have to pay for them all again

Look, if we stop creating enemies we won't be able to justify the military industrial complex and the precious dow will drop. Won't anyone think of the DOW?

My cousin was arrested for indecent exposure last night after touching himself in the theater. I offered to get him a lawyer, but he said he's pretty sure he can get himself off.

If this isn’t one of the biggest stories of the day, then it should be.

Americans are stranded in the Middle East because of Donald Trump’s war in Iran, but they’re flying out MAGA “influencers” on private jets?

They’ve opened the “Your child is trans, conservative parents” can of worms.

coooooool cool cool cool cool

“My father was born in a small German village at the foot of the Alps.” — Senile Satan

Narrator: His father was born in the Bronx, New York. He’s senile.

So, let's just be clear here, between 1/4 and 1/3 of the votes in Dallas County are going to go uncounted, because Ken Paxton, a candidate, petitioned for a ruling to not allow extra voting time for terribly confused voters, and won in the State Supreme Court.

This is a grim preview for November.

How.long before Trump starts threatening to drop nukes unless he gets a "very good deal" from other countries? 3 days? 4?

The Tin Man had no kids because he had lug nuts

Ayatollah this wassa gonna happen 🤌

That's not a bug. It's a feature

“ADHD is a superpower”
The superpower:

I'm sorry, is it the Department of Special Combat Operations now?

We need to get Maury to host.

A week long celebration of dad jokes, call it The Paternity Fest

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints.

One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

So how long before MAGA starts getting MRSA in solidarity?

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I hope it functions as expected