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She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.

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coooooool cool cool cool cool

04.03.2026 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œMy father was born in a small German village at the foot of the Alps.” β€” Senile Satan

Narrator: His father was born in the Bronx, New York. He’s senile.

04.03.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2432    πŸ” 752    πŸ’¬ 214    πŸ“Œ 52

So, let's just be clear here, between 1/4 and 1/3 of the votes in Dallas County are going to go uncounted, because Ken Paxton, a candidate, petitioned for a ruling to not allow extra voting time for terribly confused voters, and won in the State Supreme Court.

This is a grim preview for November.

04.03.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How.long before Trump starts threatening to drop nukes unless he gets a "very good deal" from other countries? 3 days? 4?

04.03.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The Tin Man had no kids because he had lug nuts

04.03.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ayatollah this wassa gonna happen 🀌

04.03.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

That's not a bug. It's a feature

03.03.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œADHD is a superpower”
The superpower:

03.03.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm sorry, is it the Department of Special Combat Operations now?

03.03.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need to get Maury to host.

03.03.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A week long celebration of dad jokes, call it The Paternity Fest

03.03.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for β€œArmageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been β€œinundated” with more than 110 complaints.

One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

03.03.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 12470    πŸ” 6247    πŸ’¬ 1258    πŸ“Œ 4131

So how long before MAGA starts getting MRSA in solidarity?

02.03.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

youtu.be/v91zqf-PHqI?...

02.03.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope it functions as expected

02.03.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a captain america costume says i understood that reference . Alt: captain america says i understood that reference .
02.03.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking: rashy blotch reportedly concerned about ugly orange lump growing off it.

02.03.2026 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I am not a doctor, nor do I play one on TV, but I've nearly died from that, and that texture looks awfully familiar.

02.03.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait for all the presidential staph jokes

02.03.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like MRSA may accomplish what congress refuses to do.

02.03.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

HER: let’s do reverse cowgirl

ME: okay

TOGETHER: lrigwoc

02.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a reminder that not everyone in the military is a bootlicking asshole. Many are kids with no other options and others were born into families that expect the kids to join. Don’t be an asshole and cheer on their deaths.

No deaths in this war are acceptable.

02.03.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3376    πŸ” 564    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 2

I would do anything for love…
But I won’t do... oh who are we kidding?

02.03.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

a marathong is when you run β€” actually, dear reader, you can probably get this one on your own

02.03.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

You absolute morons. At least she could have been reasoned with.

02.03.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

02.03.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 43796    πŸ” 6841    πŸ’¬ 4761    πŸ“Œ 1824
A pile of mannequin arms.

A pile of mannequin arms.

Police Raid Home of Suspected Arms Dealer

02.03.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 343    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 3

Nothing changed!

He lied then, he lies now, he will lie tomorrow!

Nothing ever changes with this lying sack of πŸ’©

02.03.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If i had a restaurant in Cleveland, I’d serve steamers

02.03.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

I did not.

01.03.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0