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If I'm... reading their lips... correctly, the neighbors are complaining about some creepy guy with binoculars next door.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

The first time you experience the date of your birth is the day you're born. That's your first birthday. When you turn a year old, you should have celebrated your SECOND birthday. You've likely never celebrated the correct birthday.

I have no idea how we're going to teach the Republican Party to respect peoples rights and show decency and humanity to others but convicting a few thousand of them for crimes against humanity might slow down some of the rest of them.

Testosteroni? Is that the *other* san Francisco treat?

biggest increase in gas in 4 years 6/2/26

Why? What? How?
Is he still in the White House?

Here's another impeachable offense for her. Yet another bald-faced lie to Congress under oath.

Fun fact: Pepsi exists because Coke was racist

Gay MAGA fan upset men won't sleep with him. Yes, really A gay MAGA fan is upset men won’t sleep with him, and social media users can’t believe the extreme "lack of self-awareness".

Imagine thinking you can SUE dems to date and have sex with you. You've made your bed, now lie in it -- ALONE! Why not date other republicans? Oh right. THEY'RE TERRIBLE!
www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/27/g...

Blocked and reported

That's a hell of a tip though

Warfighters? I thought it wasnt a war.

If you think it's difficult using alt text, imagine how much more difficult it is for the visually impaired to understand your post without it.

So what is it that we're calling this war-not-a-war thing? Operation Epstein Fury?

Get whatever free screenings you’re due for they are trying to make it so we have to pay for them all again

Look, if we stop creating enemies we won't be able to justify the military industrial complex and the precious dow will drop. Won't anyone think of the DOW?

My cousin was arrested for indecent exposure last night after touching himself in the theater. I offered to get him a lawyer, but he said he's pretty sure he can get himself off.

If this isn’t one of the biggest stories of the day, then it should be.

Americans are stranded in the Middle East because of Donald Trump’s war in Iran, but they’re flying out MAGA “influencers” on private jets?

They’ve opened the “Your child is trans, conservative parents” can of worms.

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“My father was born in a small German village at the foot of the Alps.” — Senile Satan

Narrator: His father was born in the Bronx, New York. He’s senile.

So, let's just be clear here, between 1/4 and 1/3 of the votes in Dallas County are going to go uncounted, because Ken Paxton, a candidate, petitioned for a ruling to not allow extra voting time for terribly confused voters, and won in the State Supreme Court.

This is a grim preview for November.

How.long before Trump starts threatening to drop nukes unless he gets a "very good deal" from other countries? 3 days? 4?

The Tin Man had no kids because he had lug nuts

Ayatollah this wassa gonna happen 🤌

That's not a bug. It's a feature

“ADHD is a superpower”
The superpower:

I'm sorry, is it the Department of Special Combat Operations now?

We need to get Maury to host.

A week long celebration of dad jokes, call it The Paternity Fest