Auntie Social

HER: let’s do reverse cowgirl

ME: okay

TOGETHER: lrigwoc

Just a reminder that not everyone in the military is a bootlicking asshole. Many are kids with no other options and others were born into families that expect the kids to join. Don’t be an asshole and cheer on their deaths.

No deaths in this war are acceptable.

I would do anything for love…
But I won’t do... oh who are we kidding?

a marathong is when you run — actually, dear reader, you can probably get this one on your own

You absolute morons. At least she could have been reasoned with.

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

A pile of mannequin arms.

Police Raid Home of Suspected Arms Dealer

Nothing changed!

He lied then, he lies now, he will lie tomorrow!

Nothing ever changes with this lying sack of 💩

If i had a restaurant in Cleveland, I’d serve steamers

I did not.

Screensaver of my lists screen. It is completely blank

Thet is not my list and I did no such thing

The morally bankrupt Trump administration has partnered with another morally bankrupt authoritarian to declare an unprovoked war on Iran, already killing scores of civilians.

We need an immediate vote from Congress on a War Powers Resolution. Then articles of impeachment.

"What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?"

Yes. Absolutely. That's what you do if the concert is bad.

I grew up living paycheck to paycheck, but through hard work & perseverance, I now live direct deposit to direct deposit.

Reply with a quote 10% over what you listed it at

hey.

make this happen folks

A clown wall carving is comic relief

A pedophile helped another pedophile secure the presidency so they could pack the administration with pedophiles and pedophile protectors to ensure their international ring of pedophiles wouldn't be dismantled.

NYT: Ilhan Omar Condemns Arrest of State of the Union Guest Aliya Rahman, a U.S. citizen who was dragged from her vehicle after an ICE agent shattered its window, was charged with unlawful conduct after standing up during President Trump’s speech

It's not fascism yet, right?

Comparison pix of Elon Musk without hair transplant and with hair transplant, stating: "The hair transplant, the jawline surgery and the supplemental testosterone he has talked about are all examples of gender-affirming care."

Only a slunt would call someone a plooty foofer.

Seems like Boebert once again has gotten into trouble with a Johnson.

My sense of timing is horrific and I’m forced to conclude that it just isn’t the right moment for my new men’s fashion accessories collection using the ‘Epstein Ties’ branding.

That would explain the failure of my callous remover, the Ped-o-file

To the kids who are doxing their ICE agent dads, I want to tell you something that they have never said to you. I love you, and I'm proud of you.

New fraud war czar JD Vance announces suspension of blue state's Medicaid funds Vice President JD Vance announced on Wednesday that the Trump administration will shut off certain types of Medicaid payments to the state of Minnesota for the time being."We're announcing today that ...

they can't stop us from voting so they are trying to kill us

www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-267...

"they won't actually ban birth control"
"they won't actually murder trans people"
"they won't actually end abortion"
"they won't actually try to overthrow the government"

I am so sick of people treating these folks as rational actors with rules from the previous century expecting norms to save them

I typed fuck sake and autocorrect screwed upped it into duck sale

DuckSales
Woo-oo!

S-S-S-Savings! Waiting for you!
There's a coupon out to find you!
What do? Just take advantage of these

DuckSales!
Woo-oo!

yellow cartoon smiley face with a big smile and thumbs up

the brand i buy lube from was offering a coupon if you reviewed your last purchase so i filled it out and then the next page said to attach an image to go with the review(??) so i just uploaded this