Aaron Sarka

Celebrating 20 years of war crimes.

In a better world, The Duffer Brothers used "Wuthering Heights" and now there are a bunch of kids in my son's preschool unironically named Cathy and Heathcliff.

White, Pantone. That color is called "white".

Aw. Look at his jacket. That's cute.

Or, hear me out, quick game of Heads-Up Seven-Up.

Go to sleep.

At this point there's literally nothing to lose. It won't cost you your job and if it does you'll get so many more jobs.

Pitting Alison Brie against Ellie Kemper as the department store spokespeople feels aggressively targeted—yet strangely validating.

Kids Can Press company logo and logo and image of Franklin character with statement text,”Franklin the Turtle is a beloved Canadian icon who has inspired generations of children and stands for kindness, empathy, and inclusivity. We strongly condemn any denigrating, violent, or unauthorized use of Franklin’s name or image, which directly contradicts these values.”

This lack of quality control screams "AI helped".

Look up Fred Armisen's family history for a shocking example of this.

That jump for Democrats between Bumbles and Nessie is going to keep me up tonight.

The Democrats believe in the Carl Sagan "too many planets for there not to be life out there" sort of aliens.
The Republicans believe in the whole "I don't understand math so aliens had to have built the pyramids" type of alien.
The Independents all have a friend with a "probe" story.

It sure is, see.

MTG can now go back to being Magic: The Gathering.

Exactly how much historical dirt on Trump would the mayor of New York City be able to access?

I understand that shame was perverted into a tool to hurt people and punch down, but we really should start embracing the idea of shame as conscious and start getting real Jiminy Cricket in people's faces.

A great example of the massive gulf in understanding between newsrooms and the American people. There's like five Democrats out there actively trying to protect people like Bill Clinton. Most of them are really excited to cut off the rot.

And maybe it's as simple as some executives believing that wild speculation is good for ratings especially when the reality starts to become much more predictable.

I'm sure someone has studied the ever widening gulf between what news-rooms think America is like and what it's actually like, but it is alarming how often they find themselves catching up with reality after months of wild speculation.

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

To be clear "a simple answer" is the same as a "final solution".

They did away with subtly months ago.

Looper will now only remind me of Will Forte's character in the Great North encountering another character who looked similar to him and noting that people talk about that happening all the time in the Looper fan forums.

Also "enjoyer" is a horrible word and I want to kill it with fire.

Douse me in hut dust.

Your mistake has been thinking that people need to hear your thought exercise about how we're not truly fascist because "look at all the fun things we get to do"

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

Someone tell Bovino to read up on events like "The Winter War" and ask him if he feels like fighting us in a Chicago winter.

If this Highlander remake isn't a fantastic fever dream with a Queen soundtrack, is it even a Highlander movie?

If you think (correctly) that tech bros and Nazis ruined journalism and politics why are you still on X or Substack