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Joe SMASH!

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Writer. Actor. Juggernaut.

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The missus & I text it to each other as shorthand.

14.02.2026 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dr. Richard Kimble?

08.02.2026 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THATS RIGHT!

06.02.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was Tranzor Z the one where the Lady Robot had Boob Missles?

06.02.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I smoke one a year to honor my late father. Last year it gave me a belly ache.

05.02.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ETHNIC CLEANSING
It’s about time we used those words.

ICE is engaged in Ethnic Cleansing
DHS is engaged in Ethnic Cleansing
The Trump Administration is engaged in Ethnic Cleansing

26.01.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is the National Emergency in the room with us now?

18.01.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Loved that show as a kid! So delightfully weird.

18.01.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#BabyFishMouth

15.12.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The worst…so far.

09.12.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Putting together our Christmas Card mailing list. If you want one, DM me your address. Ho Ho Ho!
πŸŽ…πŸΌ

25.11.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guy Ritchie needs to make a sequel to β€œSnatch” called β€œAftersnatch”.
Discuss.

20.11.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! I still struggle with that. β€œDo I actually not like this? Or did seven year old me just decide this looked yucky?”

02.11.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its like we are seeing the AI dream…

28.10.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

11.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 14364    πŸ” 3440    πŸ’¬ 262    πŸ“Œ 232

GRIND! GRIND! GRIND!

04.10.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kids today will never understand the Death Grip those Sobe teas had on us in the 90s.

28.09.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have two words for these Patriots: Nuremberg

21.09.2025 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s that time of year again. When I get to hang out with my Zombie Family and have a Hell of a good time scary people. This is the 20th anniversary of Night of the Living Dead at the Maverick Theater in Fullerton. This is my 7th year (Since 2010). So glad to be a part of the madness.

SMASH!

21.09.2025 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHalf the people on the planet will be AI…”
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
*Heebie Jeebie sounds*

10.09.2025 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gorgeous.

07.09.2025 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been jonesing for a Balls-to-the-Wall, Monty Haul adventure! So happy to see this happening!

27.08.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve had every kind of tooth pain (woke up during a root canal once), but my back spasms were the worst thing I ever had. Worse than my heart attack. But, I feel for you.

16.08.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ronald Reagan

16.08.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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May I present the official Fort Awesome Augtober Mascot Captain Arrow Baghera von Spookington III! He wishes you a devilish Spooky Season. Gaze upon his MAD EYES as sits atop Castle Spookington.
#CaptArrowofFortAwesome #CastleSpookington

07.08.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting old is just finding out that β€œLiving in the Future” still sucks as much as it ever did. But, with better toys.

04.08.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, how much are people willing to pay to make Mickey Mouse fart 24/7?

30.07.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ozzy gave her a wave, then continued to chat with his old mates.
β€œOzzy!”
Wave
β€œOzzy!”
Wave
…………
β€œJohn…”
Ozzy suddenly moved like a man with a purpose. Amazing.
6/6

22.07.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0