Emily Collins

I hope as Tommy Robinson flees Dubai he settles in the first safe country he arrives in

Nice to be clamping down on refugees just when we’re participating in a war that will create hundreds of thousands of new refugees.

Dedicating her semi final piece to her neighbour? So Sheffield 🌱

I'm sorry referring to people saying water tastes better up North as "demographical prejudice" has absolutely done me in. Wait til someone tells them about how much less government spending Northerners get per head 😬 #TheApprentice

From today until Friday, my debut novel Service is in the Waterstones pre order sale. Grab a brucey bargain:
www.waterstones.com/book/service...

Angharad is my favourite contestant since AJ back in 22. Would buy everything she makes and would have given basically all her makes except one Potter Of The Week so far. She better win or we riot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿❤️

#PotteryThrowdown

Sign on a library book drop sign requesting people to yell "NOT A SQUIRREL" to confirm they are human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch.

squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

BBC faces ‘existential’ threat after exit of top executives Broadcaster’s deepest crisis in recent history comes amid fresh questions over its future role in British society

our BBC analysis:

“Insiders admit the BBC has often been at fault. But the scandals have been amplified by a hostile cohort of rightwing politicians and media allies”

www.ft.com/content/28b4...

if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was
"that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.

The lip-service addressing of this is to point to the wealth of entry-level schemes hither and yon. But, as a friend and I joked ages ago, they seem convinced that if they keep building front doors, no one will mind that they never build any corridors, rooms or (god forbid) some fucking stairs.

Truly convinced Joe Marler is the best faithful we've seen on any franchise. A deadly combination of observant enough to spot traitors, popular enough to lead charges and aggy enough to elicit uncomposed reactions from people at the Round Table.

#CelebrityTraitors

The 25 Best Movies of the Century: No. 7 - 'In The Mood for Love’ Spotify video

You notice things if you pay attention.

open.spotify.com/episode/58r6...

A nation rejoices #CelebrityTraitors

He just posted this, surely to god if its him bbc arent letting him do that

'Ahhh but you see the edit wouldn't put him last and show us the shock if he was being murdered!' I shout feveredly at a houseplant.

Can't wait for to see how many convoluted ways I come up with over the next five days to convince myself Nick definitely isn't getting murdered in spite of all the logical and strategic benefits 🙂🙂🙂🙂.

#CelebrityTraitors

Have to say my Top 2 are absolutely crushing it so far. #CelebrityTraitors

Stephen Fry: The perspicacity of our unseen nemesis is unfathomable

[A slowed-down acoustic cover of We Are The Cheeky Girls plays for no reason]

#thetraitors #celebritytraitors

Not a Rehearsal "The children are always ours...' on caring for children whilst childfree.

holbolrob.substack.com/p/not-a-rehe...

Obsessed that Brian and Melvyn were so iconic that they got a real winner's edit despite being in last place #RaceAcrossTheWorld

I'm sorry, as much as I am enjoying this spat, how can you take seriously someone who spent 100s of millions of dollars electing Trump, then went to work for Trump, left government just days ago praising Trump, and is now calling for Trump's impeachment.

Just unserious people.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

I guess I thought a him and Rita final would be most interesting? Both quite equally excellent and both had a lot of success in the competition. Would have been a tighter race imo but who knows, maybe John will surprise us!

Na Craig's one of the best they've ever had on #InteriorDesignMasters. Always made fun, irreverent spaces you wanted to spend time in. What a baffling decision.

🇪🇸 RTVE has shared the following message right before their #Eurovision 2025 grand final broadcast.

Was fully planning on being unbothered about the Northern brothers but guess what I would die for them #RaceAcrossTheWorld

Fantastic ending to Baroness Kidron's speech in the House of Lords yesterday, which led to the government's defeat on AI & copyright.

Speaking the UK's creators: "Their property, their labour, is worthy of your protection - because apart from anything else, it is not ours to give away."