Richard Cobb

Celtic, Hearts, Dundee United, Hibs, St Mirren, Dundee, Motherwell, Falkirk, Livingston, Kilmarnock, and Rangers all welcome the chase.

Kairat head coach not got all his coaching badges yet? Surprised he’s not been made to work under Frankie McAvoy for this European campaign

Cheers! Been that long since I’ve done it in festival time that I’m totally clueless!

Long shot but driving up for a show at the Fringe later on. Anyone have any tips on anywhere central to park this time of year that’s a 15/20 minute walk to Monkey Barrel?

Was a bit slow off the mark so after a couple tickets for Hearts v Motherwell a week on Saturday if anyone hears of any going ✌️

I knew there was a reason I didn’t dip into the search engines to fact check my claims 🙃

They could have posted something a little more culturally relevant to Motherwell like a bookies or someone in a Celtic or Rangers shirt

Liam Gallagher’s going to dedicate Live Forever tonight to Rangers’ title challenge

I know Russell Martin’s vegan but I reckon he’ll have a lot of beef with his players after that

Here’s the article I wrote for the @thejamtarts.bsky.social programme on Monday night. To be involved in any way with this club is always an honour and I’m chuffed to be contributing a few more pieces throughout the season.

Wrote an article for the Hearts programme tonight. Give me a shout if you see it 🫶

Four years ago. These lads must be well good at Quidditch by now.

Should be Roddy. Writing a show at the moment. Realistically not going to do anything substantial until festival season next year but might do a few warm ups here and there late on this year or early next year 🙂

The beauty of having a nocturnal daughter is I’ve been catching up on years worth of podcasts. Had a few of your 22 Grand Pod episodes on yesterday. Really good listen mate. Revisited the Futureheads record off the back of it too. I’ll continue flying the ¡FR! flag for many years to come

Excited to be writing a few more bits and pieces for the Hearts matchday programme this season including one which will be featured in the Aberdeen match next week. Here’s the last one I wrote back in December

Congratulations too!

Popping back on here to say we welcomed our beautiful daughter Cleo Anna Paterson Cobb into the world on Sunday. Unreal effort from my wife to bring this wee girl into our lives. Can’t believe I’m a Dad 🥹. The new Hearts Dad era officially begins today 🇱🇻

First fridge magnet up in the new house. Best of luck to @afcwimbledon1889.bsky.social today 💪🔵🟡

Really looking forward to the semi-final tomorrow. Our season has been largely forgettable on the park but I probably won’t look back and remember that. I’ll remember the walk from the car, the shite pie, the team walking out to a deafening roar and being there with my dad. 🇱🇻

Amazing photo of the Blue Origin flight sailing past the ball which was last seen leaving Lawrence Shankland’s right boot in Brugge last November

Rory McIlroy’s doing well to be on -13 tonight but nobody’s giving Neil Critchley any credit for being -13 this afternoon

Needing a goal and brings Nieuwenhof on for Kabangu and Halkett on at the end. Shades of Petrocub about that performance. Real cockiness about this club that we would stroll top 6 once we got there. I think this manager can now add Hearts to the list of clubs he’s failed at.

My grandma (who was in hospital until Tuesday) heard I’d had a rough week so she bought me a new t-shirt 🥺

Salah signing an extension at Liverpool surely rules Kenneth Vargas out of a move to Anfield this Summer 💔

That’s me retiring from football again lads

Big fan of my mum saying “Hearts will have a new shirt by June so will this one still be alright?” Visions of my 3-6 month old child refusing to go out in public in the previous season’s kit for the 3 months it will fit them 😂

Feels weird not doing the Fringe this year when everyone is announcing shows but I reckon I’ll still have a busy August

Great to finally get this through the door yesterday. A long overdue read.