Christos

Oh, so you're one of Those...

I think that was just his outgoing voicemail message.

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who believe that everyone fits into two simple categories, and ...

Waitaminute

Ok this is straight up genius

Just saw a bird fly down and grab a worm out of the grass. At 7:30 PM.

Don't let morning people make you feel guilty for sleeping in.

Those rare times when the hyperfocus lands on something that actually needs doing are such a great feeling

The man literally says the words "For Us By Us" in the 1930s

Zeta becomes a rave flyer

Spider-Man: All right, Venom…No wait what is that coat? Is that…is that a puffer jacket made out of flat bread?

Venom: Do you like it? It’s my pita parka.

Spidey: Ok you know what? I hate you a little more right now.

Venom: Jealous?

Spidey: No…shut up.

The FBI does investigate insurance fraud. Tesla has had trouble selling through their inventory lately...

a picture of a book text. The text says "Suetonius adds that, according to some reports, he said in Greek 'Kai su, teknon' (which Shakespeare turned into the Latin 'Et tu, Brute'. It literally means 'You too, child', but what Caesar may have intended by the words isnt clear. Tempest cites 'an important article' by James Russell (1980) 'that has often been overlooked'. Russel points out that the words kai su often appear on curse tablets, and suggest that Caesar's putative last words were not 'the emotional parting declaration of a betrayed man to one he had treated like a son' but more along the lines of 'See you in hell, punk'.

Once again loving this interpretation of Caesar’s last words

#IdesofMarch 🗡️

She keeps saying Austin but you know she actually lives in Round Rock or something

Aleksander III receiving rural district elders in the yard of Petrovsky Palace in Moscow, by Ilya Repin, 1885-86

GAME OVER

At least that guy ended up owning the L.

A colorful book cover with a woodblock illustration of two cranes with the title Tales of Heroes, Gods & Monsters: Japanese Myths & Legends edited by J.K. Jackson

Lori picked this one up for our nephews at a bookstore in Bastrop TX a few months back. Publisher is Flame Tree Publishing.

English is three languages in a trench coat beating up other languages for spare adjectives.

Have you ever tried explaining how the structure of government works in the United States and why? It’s like someone telling you how simple and natural it is to use Mastodon.

It seems crazy now that there were decades of political corruption, scientific fraud, and threats of murder to try to cover up the fact that breathing smoke directly into your lungs from a stick that turns your fingers brown can make you sick.

Waste of a perfectly good cucumber

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

Open enrollment season started with a banger.

I'm pronouncing it G-Quacks

Donor's Family Lays Claim To Museum's Wright Airplane The family of Grover Bergdoll, the original owner of this Wright Model B hanging at the Franklin Institute, say they want the plane back.

Y'all, I can't believe I finally have a chance to say this.

This is an heir raid.

www.avweb.com/aviation-new...

Why wait for them to air dry when an oven would dry them out so much faster?

The historical origin of conservative movements in any democracy is the people who didn't want to change to democracy in the first place.

Nononono it adds lag that makes gaming terrible

The existence of abbott elementary implies the existence of costello my dear watson

Lava lamps are about to come back into style