Ministry of Truth

Get ready to start providing benefits for many more veterans from yet another war.

And so now we're starting wars.

Fixing everything (thanks @marcvangrootel.ca for the image)

Oh undoubtedly "the best is yet to come" comrade @jd-vance-1.bsky.social. It's just been so fantastic so far. When was it that the Nuremberg trials happened?

"Advance this administration's trade priorities" but not actual United States trade priorities. Well written, comrade @jd-vance-1.bsky.social !

Seriously - you want to talk about lawlessness, son?

Big Brother and #minipax are dedicated to peace, comrades! No, there have not been indiscriminate murders, nor international kidnappings, nor bombings. Fear not, comrades, #minitru and @jd-vance-1.bsky.social will correct the record.

Attention, attention comrades! #miniplenty and @dol.gov are pleased to announce the Big Brother data portal! ALL TRUE DATA, vetted by #miniplenty. See how much Big Brother is winning!

SO MUCH WINNING

Wholeheartedly endorsed by comrade Bondi! What could go wrong?

Let me help you with the comparison, comrades. Happy Fuhrer's Day! All hail Big Brother!

What a wonderful "President's" day! Let's all celebrate Big Brother with our comrades at @dol.gov ! #minitru is hard at work correcting the record. It's hard with all these files!

KNOW WHERE YOU STAND.

#thoughtcrime in the workplace? Employers/comrades, don't end up in #miniluv with a rat cage strapped to your face! Self-audit today. BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU.

Proudly sponsored by #miniluv! Be sure to report any #thoughtcrime to Big Brother, comrades! BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU.

Attention, attention comrades! Big Brother and #minitru have another announcement! Big Brother's promise to improve healthcare for all of our comrades in Oceania is stronger than ever! Treat yourselves to another shot of Victory Gin!

Oh thank goodness we don't have to worry as much about injuring and killing people! Phew!

Is this one available from the site?

Careful, comrades, the DEI police will be on you!

Is this like that self-deportation offer? "Helping other comply with the law"

Seems more like a witch hunt to me, comrades.

Ah, it's the DEI snitch support agency! Well written, comrades, #minitru is proud of your keen ability to warp reality.

Oh, just great job, comrade @secrubio.govpeeps.us ! Keep racking up those war crimes and telling lies.

Watching you post your drivel is like watching Forrest (sp dude) Gump on X. And that is a HUGE INSULT to Forrest, comrade.

How 'bout you follow up on those overdue files, comrade? You're second in charge.

You pretend you support veterans but you unfailingly quote racist slogans.

But only the white male ones, eh, comrade?

Engineered chaos, indeed; reminiscent of a historical world leader. Your propaganda is hardly worth responding to, it is so transparently lies. Don't you have something better to do, comrade @jd-vance-1.bsky.social ? Or are you "laser-focused" on building your own legacy of lies and cult worship?

One year of posturing, cosplaying, murdering, drinking, protecting pedophiles, protecting sex traffickers, murdering, drinking, murdering, drinking, murdering...the trials will not be kind to you, comrade @secdef.govpeeps.us .

Fuck right off, you sad little twit.