RM Cooper

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

An outline of the state of Arkansas. Honestly the only thing I knew about Arkansas before The Sludge was it’s Where the Red Fern Grows takes place. Goddammit, I can’t even think about that book with tearing up. I remember Mrs. Salter reading it to us in 5th grade, the whole class sitting in a circle around her chair, all of us balling by the end, including her. Anyway. What’s important to know about Arkansas now is there’s a shit ton of caves and some of them make good hiding places where you’re safe and others do not.

AR.BMF

Malkin?

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

i dig it

Protein Line?

need a nickname like the Beef Line or something

even better, his name is Ephesians Prysock www.espn.com/college-foot...

a great way to start your new season/era on apple tv is to have your first three races tip at 11pm, 3am and 1am eastern

when your dreamcoat is still intact

i hope hendrix lapierre is open to the idea of corn on pizza

trade protection babyyyyyyy

this is almost literally what nixon's consumer advisor, Virginia Knauer, said in 1973 to widespread ridicule

couple years too late to book Kreskin. Hell.

shit, the Purple Line here was held up for *decades* because the columbia country club would have to move a tee and re-align something like 3 or 4 greens. what i'm saying is that golf should be declared a public nuisance and banned.

that's how you build a winning culture

Starmer's getting sacked in the morning, isn't he

then again

sure why not

one broken john carlson from having the entire lineup as it's supposed to be for the first time since...October?

A rodeo clown pitched into the air by an angry bull. The things we used to laugh at. Clowns. Cruelty. Pain. The desperate lengths we go to pretend that life is a show and only a show.

CLOWNT.BMF

Wait, Britain has politics as well?? Christ, when will it end

this whole thing is going to end up like in Band of Brothers when Captain Sobel had them eat spaghetti and then climb Currahee.

unless they're just going to do it in the offseason and write this year off as a loss, i don't know how craig berube is still the coach there this morning. and the GM should be out with him.

when contacted by the media for comment, pete bondurant declined to do so.

A color portrait of Sam Donaldson, the long-running White House correspondent for ABC News. Altogether, Donaldson’s tenure with the network spanned over 40 years. Few realize that early in his career, Donaldson dabbled in parapsychological research on the side. In volume 1 of The Annals of Parapsychology (1974), one can find an abstract of Donaldson’s research, titled “The Potential of PK Experimentation During Spaceflight.”

DONALDS1.BMF

if Pitt uses these locker rooms, that means like a hundred plus guys on gameday have 5 toilets