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Ford stuffing kink is actually really character driven because he refuses himself many indulgences so being forced to enjoy delicacy after delicacy is. okay I was bullshitting but now I think I'm onto something

he might restrain himself if its a family event kind of thing but he's gonna be sneaking leftovers for days afterwards, awkwardly waving off the kids complaining about all the leftovers already being gone. (with a suspiciously round tummy) wonder who could've done it

present this man with a classic thanksgiving buffet and watch his eyes light up and him have to wipe a line of drool off his chin. hes so cute... piling up his plate and shyly going for seconds

cw: rule 34, x reader, collars+leashes, male presenting nipples
he's ouppy.

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you mean to tell me breedvember is a thing and I just didn't know about it??

😭😭 Fords about to talk about the potential benefits and usage in this dimension and Stan has to be like I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW. DO NOT RELEASE THAT THING INTO THE WORLD.
Stan's eyes occasionally flicking down to Ford's stomach and he knows exactly what he's thinking.

a friend :)

also. him forgetting this isn't a normal arrangement and being very casual about it upon returning home only to be confronted with "HUH????" reactions. like. ohh right. interspecies symbiosis is taboo in my home dimension.

Ford rubbing his tummy when he's stressed and the slime attempting to press into his hand from the inside.... very sweet and adorable but kind of horrifying

so true, he's not sure if it can understand the words he's saying or just Vibes, but it tends to respond to him when he attempts to communicate, and it doesn't seem upset by how he's utilizing its presence. in fact it seems to quite enjoy it when it's not jostled too intensely by the sex he's having

maybe. maybe if it simply kept itself in his womb, he wouldn't have to deal with it going in and out. just constantly filled. unique contraceptive method but if it works it works! the downsides are only feeling it squirm all the time and slimy discharge! it's fiiiiine

I be saying "guh" a lot. because I feel it a lot.

guhh hes so exhausted from his body working uselessly against the whims of the slime. he wishes he could tell his body to give up but he can't. it's odd to think he's at best an inconvenience for the creature. just a stubborn incubator, contributing nothing to the process. guh.

its like the slime is physically crawling out of his womb, reaching through his birth canal.. he tries to push them out but they cling to his walls and gill him out enough that he's just uselessly quivering around it until it decides its ready to leave

omg so true... craziest invasive species ever. ford is absolutely fascinated between being pissed off about being pregnant

maybe once it's done it'll let him go free ...

guh. struggling to get his arms free to bat it away. its so difficult for him to move even an inch but the goo is slipping under his clothes like its nothing..

PLEASEEEEE i need him squirming and struggling uselessly and getting gradually more claustrophobic as he sinks deeper and deeper. man why couldn't i have normal kinks it's always gotta be some shit

its so much worse when there are people watching it happen, trying to offer help and comfort. hard to focus on your intellect and calm down when you're being asked if you're okay and if they can do anything and trying to rub your back

it's humiliating enough for his family to be aware it's happening, but the fact that he's now constantly fatigued and making uncomfortable noises under his breath because this offspring is just a bundle of activity. god.

it's weird and uncomfortable and ford's very embarrassed about it and even if he wanted to hide it, whatever it is doesn't seem to agree with him

gf captains log! it's a fan project abt the stan twins post canon adventures :)

it would be better than making him uselessly clench his jaw, though that could also be fun.. but no, it's more fun to watch him chew and slobber all over himself because he needs to bite so bad...
poor boys putting holes in his pillowcases!

guh. he wants to claim so bad </3 instincts take over and he can't help it!
thinking about him biting pillows and such when he's weathering heats alone... his teeth itch and he needs some way to let out that energy

they knew what they were doing.

who says being a gooner leads to being stupider

you know i want ford to get fucked by the slugger or another HASS. idk how it would work. but i want it to happen .

poor thing just gets so excited too easily when he's in heat :( have to protect yourself from those teeth (yeowch!)

its not like he's doing anything *wrong*, right? and fords just so out of it he reacts but doesn't wake up, doesn't process it all properly, just arches into the touch before relaxing into the couch, his shirt now fully ridden up over his round tummy