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I literally said this at the dentist today

I’ve never actually cosplayed much, but the way I dress just normally occasionally draws comparisons to Ms. Frizzle. I describe it sometimes as “what if Ms. Frizzle thought she was Shirley Manson.”

Yep. Timehop.

And now I’m…um…girl Quicksilver

There was never another person in the selfie.

I was not actually AT ECCC today, but I was up the street at the hair salon, and then I let the Planned Parenthood people outside the con sign me up for a monthly donation.

Yes we do

Dana in 2002 with goggles and a shaved head, and in 2026 with sunglasses and fabulous hair.

Unicorns: we age differently.

I’m very blue collar on the Simpson side. The Johnsons are more white collar, though grandpa himself was the son of an immigrant fisherman from Norway.

I think that, and you think that, and maybe even Bobby sees it now?

“Fight” means be young and antisocial.

Indeed.

(It’s fun when people that age try to lecture me about stuff I lived through and they just learned about on TikTok.)

They in fact DON’T know that. They fully believe that whoever “fights more” wins. I don’t know why.

I’ve often thought it was a good thing I got my “big break” in my early thirties. Any earlier and I think I’d have screwed it up.

I’ve often thought it was a good thing I got my “big break” in my early thirties. Any earlier and I think I’d have screwed it up.

It sets off alarm bells. It’s the candidate version of the people on here who insist democrats could make 47 more than 53 if they just tried harder.

Oof.

Yeah, the “fighter” thing is a huge red flag for me.

The problem isn’t that we aren’t “fighting,” it’s that we don’t have the numbers to stop the republicans. Why is that so hard for people?

Thomas is an amazing cartoonist, and one of my oldest and dearest cartooning friends. He took me in when I was an annoying 23 year old. He taught me the ways of MST3K.

His current strip, Projection Edge, deserves an Ursa Major Award. Please vote for that here! ursamajorawards.org/voting2025/

Grandpa Simpson was a Kaiser aluminum plant worker. He was also a WW2 vet who had seen some horrible things, and had PTSD he never got over.

Grandpa Johnson was a pediatric dentist. He had been a dentist in the navy during the war. He was, furthermore, president of his country club at one point.

I can’t help remembering that tine Bobby Jindal was all “ha ha the government is actually spending money on something called ‘volcano monitoring, how wasteful’” and then one erupted almost immediately.

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I’m the only person in the history of the world who ever got a career in syndicated comics by winning a contest.

If you think gender and race don’t factor into that, I can probably guess your gender and race.

He’s still out there being like “left and right gotta band together to fight the real enemy, The Establishment,” and apparently this is catnip to people who would crucify Chuck Schumer for saying anything similar.

He also has just unforgivably stupid hair

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