Dana Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror 🎃

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Thank you.

This isn’t complicated. Or if it is, you’re complicating it, it’s simple to me.

I’m really not someone who joins movements. I just want to live my life, and I want other people to live theirs. And I want all of that to be as easy as possible.

I feel politically disoriented, in that for like a decade I’ve been a bootlicking blue maga shitlib, because the democrats are simply better on trans rights.

But when I say “Newsom is pretty anti trans and that might change the equation,” suddenly the people who were my allies hate me.

And my refusing to vote for someone who’s not better on the issue of my getting to just live is not “strategy.”

The idea that it is sits beside “cis privilege” in the dictionary.

But you decided to come at me anyway.

The fuck?

You lost a lot of points for trying the autism thing. That’s really cheap.

I’m not on this side for casual reasons. This is deadly serious. And unless you have a very compelling argument otherwise, you’ve placed yourself on a different side than me.

A disagreement over whether my existence should be a red line.

You’re arguing it shouldn’t.

That’s a blocking offense from my standpoint.

Want to try to argue against that?

I’m pretty sure this ends with me blocking you.

Eat me.

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Here is my counsel.

I guess I ask you to consider, I am ride or die for democrats. Because up to now, they’ve been the obvious best choice for trans people.

If democrats trade our rights in for anything else, I won’t be.

How is this hard?

“I’m on the spectrum, so I get to be a piece of shit on trans rights.”

No.

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Here is my counsel.

I guess I ask you to consider, I am ride or die for democrats. Because up to now, they’ve been the obvious best choice for trans people.

If democrats trade our rights in for anything else, I won’t be.

How is this hard?

The governor of California.

You should learn to listen.

A cis idiot who has never had his rights threatened says what?

I withhold my vote from any candidate who’s not better than Charlie Kirk on trans rights.

You can eat a dick if you have a problem with that.

Fucking yes

Imagine I’m black.

Would you say to me “it’s fine that he’s advocating for taking rights away from black people, because he used to claim to be against that?”

I don’t think you need to be that deep in trans politics to get this.

Just imagine I’m literally any other minority.

Wait, that was an honest question?

Damn.

You cannot possibly be so stupid you need that explained. I simply refuse to believe that.

I don’t fucking care. Why on earth do you think I should?

So the only civil rights issue is whether he would order my death?

No, I don’t. I do think he would support restricting trans rights, based on how he is currently doing that.

You fucking arrogant smug cis nimrod.

Look. You repost me constantly. You obviously value what I have to say.

Listen to what I am saying now.