peterfishy

Sorry, can't come into work today, teething.

Tell us: are you a New Zealander planning to leave the country? We want to hear from people in New Zealand who have or are thinking of leaving

Is it good when a major international news organization is actively soliciting stories about people leaving your country because the government has fucked it so hard?

Can't, my feet will know

Mt Doom is literally on fire just in case that seems like a sign of how things are

Scary stuff

Greatest Meme of all time.

Ah, you gonna finish that?

Oh, so sad.
Followed Stan for a long time, lovely guy, his family, dogs.
Bless you Stan.
My thoughts with his family.

Come on, a TRILLIONAIRE?

It cannot be allowed.

Billionaires should never have been allowed.

Look at this basket case world.

Fucking lemmings.

[scenes from a marriage]

JESS: I’ve just started watching this series with Michael Shannon as Garfield

ME: Guessing that’s Garfield the assassinated president, not the lasagne-loving cat?

JESS: Oh way to ruin the ending, arsehole

Bonkers would be a good name for a dog.

Gm 👊

The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.

Pedofuehrer

Cat is cowering under the bed.
BAN FIREWORKS

On it

Mamdani shows a different way is possible The New York mayor’s resounding victory is a warning to Trump and his own party’s old guard

“London and New York, two of the west’s largest, richest, and most diverse cities are now run by Muslim men, both of them elected on the ticket of left wing, pro-LGBT, pro-multicultural parties…The victory is a reminder of the fundamental weakness of Trumpism, Faragism, and the politics of hate.”

Huge issue with Bluesky is the lack of a draft feature, meaning this shit below...

Honk if it's the only way you can get off.

Once a year I like to remind myself and others how amazing Guira Cuckoo eggs are!

Nooooooo

the baseball thing

Then let's just vacate the position for the rest of the term.
Call it benevolent neglect.

"Punishing thrift"

My bank savings accounts are taxed.

My kiwisaver is taxed.

My wages and super are taxed.

Tell me about "punishing thrift", Ms KC.

It ain't done shit so far

Our Granddad is 100 and fought in D-day and he thinks Farage is the right man to sort Britain out. He says he reminds him of one of the commanders he fought alongside with distinction. In the next few weeks he's going to auction off his medals and donate all the money to Reform. Anyone know how much an Iron Cross is worth?

Absolute perfection. #Reform

monochrome drawing of of two dinosaurs, the smaller one asking "Dad, does god exist?" and dad answering "Not yet."

good morning & happy #Sunday blueskyeurs 👋🌞🦕

Want to hear some ummming and
ahhhing?
Ask a conservative about Andrew Mountbatten Windsor.

The people who are taking your children's food from them are eating steak.

To start meaningful tax reform first tip the rich upside down and scoop up all the ah nevermind, leave 'em upside down

Imagine an Australia where Labor, Greens, Coalition, Independents all agreed on net zero, and more.
Just fight the other stuff

My grocery delivery forgot one item. The support form demanded “photo proof” of the missing item.
So here is a professionally shot photo of… nothing.
Hope this helps.