Jason Glaser

@dgcomedy.bsky.social Do you remember the days when Joe Rogan rightsplainers used to say holocaust jokes were ok because everything should be on the table and fair game for comedy? Guess we finally found where their line in the sand is with Charlie Kirk.

So much for the “just asking questions” ethic of COVID days.

Is messing up “you’re” and “your” every single fucking time a secret handshake among MAGA or are they all just that stupid across the board?

Republicans to the protesters: “Get a job!”

So here we are, April 19. 250 years to the day after Lexington and Paul Revere. Is today the day The Civilutionary War kicks off? Stand for peace as much as possible, y’all.

Look, all we’re asking for is for you to consider the actions of migrants and refugees coming to the United States with the same sort of nuance you use for considering why your great-grandfather joined the Confederate Army.

Until they admit it, continue to suggest that they won’t bring him back because they don’t have the balls to make it happen.

Maybe the best way to put their feet to the fire is just to say over and over that President Obama and Secretary of State Clinton wouldn’t have any trouble getting someone out of El Salvador if they wanted to and wonder out loud why this administration seems so weak and powerless.

I keep getting these spam texts from the DC area asking to confirm with me that I ordered a drone strike and I’m like “Nice try, fake DoorDash! I don’t even live in Yemen.”

Where was Luigi at the time of the murder?

Hey media, and hell, dems too... Stop saying DOGE is cutting programs and firing people. Congress controls the "purse" Congress controls funding. Congress is run by Republicans. So Republicans are cutting funding and firing everyone. Give them the credit they deserve.

We don’t have a monarchy and yet now here we go shipping a union between the powerful houses of Musk and Trump. And it might not even be a joke.

Maybe Fort Kruschev was taken.

It appears that the government is allowing trans military bases to identify as United States military bases instead of the Confederate military bases they were born as.

May the Lord open.

They do, but every time they look closely they also fall out a window.

We’re getting into some of that deity shit now. Praise first, petition after. “Great and merciful one, thank you for this winter fire and all the heat it provides, but….”

Burning down red states to own the Libs

I’d have gone with “Nepo Elon”
but that works.

I couldn’t figure out where else to submit this, but Elissa Slotkin is from Michigan, not Minnesota.

If that were true, the votes would be a lot more lopsided.

It’s nice when you encounter moments where the spiteful thing to do and the right thing to do are the same thing.

Too late. They’ve already been whipped into obedience.

The Jolly Green Iron Giant

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Boebert and MTG must be livid seeing as how hard they worked for that title.

Also, gum.

Pam Bondi threatens the government will move from taking widespread general actions that negatively impact everyone to taking specific targeted actions that negatively impact everyone.

Sebastian Stan Lee
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Or, alternatively: Anakin and the King
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Anna and the King Kong
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