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So many brains around the globe have been wired to worry about an incurious slowly dying game show host’s latest semi-formed thought his rotted brain barfed out, and it will be such a relief to rewire it when he finally departs this mortal coil

So many things about culture are going to have massive whiplash when he goes - political reporting, our consumption of social media, Woke 2, all that shit. This big goofus is a black hole and the energy he’ll release back out will be titanic bsky.app/profile/davi...

I have had homemade Mac and cheese and gourmet Mac and cheese and it’s all great - anything plus cheese is usually a winner - but much like how I crave Mexican food and also crave Taco Bell, I’ll want to eat good pasta and then I’ll want that damn blue box shit

Kraft mac and cheese is pasta that overcooks if you wave it over boiling water and a powder concocted in Dr. Frankenstein’s lab, and yet I’d eat it for three meals a day if it did nothing to me on a gastric level bsky.app/profile/disc...

I absolutely would’ve played all three of these as a kid, I wouldn’t have been old enough for Strat-O-Matic or the war games I enjoy now and I’d have been suckered in by the Atari tie-in

Out of curiosity, I looked up all three games on Board Game Geek, and not only are all three of them unsurprisingly cheap-looking, only Popeye comes anywhere near the arcade game’s gameplay boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/10... bsky.app/profile/char...

The time to do this was four months ago, Arizona Senate, Ol’ Chuck’s reputation is in the hands of the zoomers now

I love this so much because either another governor will reverse this silly shit or kids in twenty years will look up who Charlie Kirk is and be confronted with all the deranged memes bsky.app/profile/razz...

I definitely like the movies (Scarface, The Untouchables) he didn’t write more than the ones he did (Blow Out, Body Double)

Oh yeah I remember the horror stories about getting out of there, it’s brain breaking that almost 13 years have passed. I still remember Page spinning around his keyboards like it was yesterday (I watched the webcast)

Didn’t the show also end really late? I think one of the reasons they do one set longbois when the weather is bad like that now is to prevent running up on or passing curfew

Is the only person that didn’t know the Pope hates Vance Vance himself bsky.app/profile/radl...

Ah, yes, the infamous Second City Harpua. I like that show a good deal, white guy rapping notwithstanding

There are people in the Phish fan community that will tell you the next night’s show is superior to this one, one of the best shows they’ve played in the last decade. Those people are in error bsky.app/profile/live...

Thinking about The Queen’s Gambit, as I am wont to do, and on top of the many things Anya Taylor-Joy did well in her outstanding performance, she played drunk very well. Playing drunk has confounded many a good actor and actress, so this should not be taken lightly

"A Day in the Life of a Tree" was Brian's sole new contribution written for Surf's Up. The song was experimented upon for days with a harmonium, an antique pump organ, and a smaller pipe organ. Van Dyke Parks and Jardine join Rieley to sing the song's coda. According to Jardine, Rieley sang the song when "no one [else] would sing it because it was too depressing."

You ever think about how Brian Wilson wrote a song from the perspective of a tree and it’s one of the most gut wrenching and affecting songs that exists, and their touring manager had to sing the song because nobody in the band would due to it being so sad

Did Mad Magazine’s parody call it Blubbering Heights, or do I have to do everything around here

I am so tired of this third billed actor in an early 90s NBC kids show about a high school baseball team named Scoring Position looking ass maniac being a part of society bsky.app/profile/x2y....

Happy birthday, big dog

very easy to be an oracle when you just assume the dumbest thing will happen bsky.app/profile/nyti...

If you enjoyed this from last weekend, it's on the playlist bsky.app/profile/akli...

Jazzman Spiritual Jazz - YouTube

Friday listening: someone assembled a playlist of Jazzman's superb Spiritual Jazz series, so get ready for some thick grooves and wild as hell solos www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

The most evil dipshits alive got us into the Iraq War, and the most evil AND dumbest dipshits alive are gonna get us into war in Iran, what could possibly go wrong

thought I'd look it up: GW Bush's approval rating in March 2003 was 71% bsky.app/profile/sky....

guess what, young buck: it WAS cool bsky.app/profile/mala...

incredible curveball as it was Bouie that wrote this bsky.app/profile/numb...

YouTube video by WWE The unforgettable debut of The Shockmaster

It's Shockmaster Friday www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fahl...

YouTube video by WWE The unforgettable debut of The Shockmaster

he bankrolled the company that did this (actually it'll probably make you like him more) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fahl...

TIL that one of the Price is Right models is the lady that Abed helps give birth in the background of that one Community episode, and now you've all learned that too

YouTube video by Paul McCartney - Topic Monkberry Moon Delight (Remastered 2012)

It's so delightful that Paul came up with a nonsensical phrase to celebrate his kids and then put his entire Paulussy into screaming it as loud as he could throughout this banger www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLwP...