Babs

What’s the reverse of dick-matised? 😂 Good for you girl!

Always love to see a successful deployment of _the blanket_ 🙌

Maybe I’m switchier than I thought…🥵

Jeff Bezos might have built a spaceship, but indie bookstores build and nurture whole communities and that is *way* more impressive and valuable.

I mean I only have myself to blame for this one I guess…😔

Please keep your voice down…

Sometime you just got to say fuck the world and confit the tomatoes

Finally visiting Pripyat then? Giving it the full Saltburn? Nice.

(Jokes, have the best time dude. You deserve it)

I don’t know what I’m more excited for; the show itself, or just how piss angry the yt folk are gonna get…

23 years, and yet I’m still taken by surprise every month!

Like, WHAT ITS HAPP…ah yes. Lunar blood ritual. I remember now.

Since when did you have a throne!!?

TALL👏GIRLS👏DESERVE👏UPPIES👏TOO👏

And with that it’s definitely bedtime. My apologies.

1/2 ain’t bad…

NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE AN ADVENT CALENDAR

Never needed a graphic more

I just think it’s fundamentally fatphobic that we don’t get a little light in the freezer as well. We all know that’s where the good shit is.

I mean I wouldn’t, I’m a pacifist. And he would probably prefer a calm, arbitrated negotiation…but you get the point.

I would fight wars for him

Can’t believe I got so completely outdone at my own fave pose…

Need to up my game

Why am I being tested…

Oh noooo, what a terrible image to have put in my head for the day…👀

Always do the cringe thing!!

holy moly…

My dude I don’t know what you’ve been eating/drinking/smoking recently that’s making you act up…but PLEASE CONTINUE 🤌

Turns out lovehoney foaming toy cleaner; also EXCELLENT for glasses

Oh my god the fun I could have as a squirter!