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Odysseus, reading the envelope: "Go home. You have ten years. Your time starts now." Why would I need ten years? What aren't you telling me?

Alex Horne, with an evil glint in his eye: All the information is on the task.

I love Sony because they’ll make the most beautiful, functional digital camera you’ve ever seen and name it like this verytallbart bit

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

I really wanted to like it, and kept giving it chances over the years. It only ever ended in disappointment, new frustrations, and ultimately softlocked from finishing.

I'll never forgive you, re4!

Resident Evil 4, any variant.

Sure, 5 or 6 is probably worse, but i didn't play them and quit half-a-dozen times.

these should all be NFL Combine drills

Joe Dante and Hideo Kojima are close seconds but no director was more right about the future of war than Barry Levinson with the 1992 box office flop Toys.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-SLUGGO, HE OUTSIDE IN HIS YARD , HE HAS A WORLD GLOBE, IT’S BENT AND MASHED UP A LITTLE . SLUGGO: WOW, DAT GIVES ME AN IDEA P2- NANCY SEES SLUGGO AND GOES OVER TO HIM NANCY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT GLOBE, SLUGGO ? SLUGGO: I’M GOING TO SELL IT P3- NANCY: YOU CAN'T SELL THAT--LOOK AT THE CONDITION IT'S IN P4- SLUGGO: WHY NOT ? - - THEY SAY THE WOILD IS IN AWFUL SHAPE THESE DAYS NANCY HAS A SHOCKED EXPRESSION ON HER FACE.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 01,1948

You probably can’t personally stop the war in Iran today. Is there something you can do for your neighbors hiding from ice? For a trans person in Kansas? Any local aid orgs or rapid response networks? Phone banks? Anyone already doing good shit that just needs a hand?

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a fucked up fact about resident evil: every single "title growl" was recorded during one session in 1995. they have a thirty year old recording of Ward E. Sexton yelling "RESIDENT EVIL... NINE!" that will almost certainly not be used in the actual resident evil nine. we persist in a doomed world

Windows installation screen, with 4 options 1. Windows 10 on volume 4 2. Blank 3. Windows 10 on volume 4 4. Windows 10 on volume 4

Like, what am I supposed to do with this

Now entering day 4 of computer upgrades.

If we're not back to normal by the end of the week, I'm switching to Linux.

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

"The men implicated in the Epstein files reinforces that I spend half my life explaining to men that their simplified, optimistic view of other men doesn’t line up with the experience of women and girls trying to dodge sexual harassment, assault and abuse attempts." - Leslie Morgan Steiner

Bro imagine rolling up to church having just written Ave Maria. Suck my dick, god. Your move

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

A chicken walking on the beach the caption is: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

Congratulations everyone

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WOKE IS BACK BABY
MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

diegetic autocannibalism. we love to see it, don't we, folks?

the movie costume/prop for donatello from ninja turtles

every birthday after 30

🎵 Doo doo deeeee deeeee doo-doo doo dee dee 🎵
We can dance if we want to...

liberté egalité anxieté graffiti

'Sleeping Beauty,' 'Roger Rabbit' Animator Jane Baer Dies At 91 A world-class animator, producer, studio founder, and a founding member of Women in Animation (WIA) Baer worked with the Nine Old Men and into the digital age.

Jane Baer has died at 91. A titan, she worked on 'Sleeping Beauty,' co-founded Baer Animation, supervised 'Roger Rabbit,' and advocated for her fellow artists. Few careers trace the evolution of late-20th-century American animation as completely.
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I got a great question on my Ramadan thread: do Muslims also need to avoid consumption by proxy in videogames? Does consuming in-game food or drink break the fast? Basically: does your character have to go fast?

The answer is no, unless you happen to be playing Sonic the Hedgehog.

they don't tell you how badly that virtual boy burns your face