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A little late to the bluesky party, but thrilled to have It Must Be Beautiful on the list of nominations for the Evergreen Award. Thank you thank you to @forestofreading.bsky.social <3

A photo of a rather wall-eyed potoo (bird) staring at the camera.

Our potoo wants you to know that just because she’s in a zoo doesn’t mean it’s okay to stare.

a man is covered in snow and ice and is standing in the snow . Alt: The iconic Jack Nicholson death scene from The Shining. A close up of Nicholson's head and shoulders, covered in ice an snow, frozen to death in the hedge maze.

it writes itself

I'd like to adapt 'The Shining' for the ice.

get outta my house, king fukkin charles

everything I have to be mad about in the world, but somehow the rotten spinach cuts deep

every batch I've bought latlely turns to soup almost immediately. sometimes a week before its bb date.

tangential, but what the hell is up with spinach lately

Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it

that is the face of a happy, carefree cat

[plucks a neutrino from the air using chopsticks] force not weak enough you lil rascal

imo still a worse month for the rest of us

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Back to the drawing board on the "live animal merry-go-round."

What our small-town zoo lacks compared to big city zoos, we more than make up for with the mecha-chickens and Wall of Fur.

All I know is MeToo never scared a man who didn't do anything wrong

evergreen

close up of a dilute tortoiseshell cat, rolled on her left side and presenting her belly, sleeping contentedly on a tan couch.

this is all i have to contribute to social media for now. good luck out there

Today's book signing for To Serve Man in the polar bear enclosure is NOT an official zoo event, and not covered by your regular admission.

Really, Google Gemini can do everything? Then let's see it fuck off

Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store

auditioning for the 2026 Vance cabinet

During our last bird show a goose snatched a hairpiece. If you're missing a hairpiece, stop at Guest Services. If you can describe this hairpiece, you may reclaim your hairpiece.

A schematic of the multiple types of communication and weapons systems: laser guided munitions, GPS aided bombs, SATCOM jammer

The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got super paranoid and did an Apocalypse picture book

People who hate Zohran and everything he stands for: Now that Zohran has won, the most effective thing he can do is betray all of his principles

your job's a joke, you're broke, your necklace spies on you all daaaay

An ad for the Friend AI pendant that is, according to a post on Redditt, at the Fullerton CTA stop. The ad reads, "friend. [frend] noun. someone who listens, responds, and supports you." A person has written, "AI is not your friend" over the image of the pendant.

Apparently the Friend ads have arrived in Chicago and the people know: AI is not your friend.

Don't talk to the New York Times about trans issues. They will betray your trust and use your story to undermine access to care. That's exactly what Azeen Ghorayshi did with families of trans kids in Missouri.

Unbelievable travesty. What a fucking world we’re living in.