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i wish matt murdock was real :////

at retail job today i was helping a blind customer shop and i could find a candle that was in front of me. when i found it i said “omg right in front of me i’m blind” like holy shit ???? can my brain let me think before i speak plzzzz

is anyone else starting to feel like the govt is enabling all these plane crashes so we’re too scared to fly away once they start cutting our power and starving us ? just me ?

starting to think I don’t need to pay my taxes bc there won’t be anyone to notice

WE'RE GOING TOO FAST FAST SAVE US
WE'RE GOING TOO FAST FAST SAVE US
WE'RE GOING TOO FAST FAST SAVE US NOW

some days you’re sitting in your living room bored and you’re like yeah i just might go buy a beatbox at one pm on a sunday and who’s gonna stop me ?

saw this on twitter. i can send this and take this. weird how that worksss

also lemme further humble myself in the replies bc i took this pic excited for it to be so cute and damn i have no fuckign ass. like it’s gone. can anyone let me know if i can willingly get the electric chair thanks

this caption was bad but at least i didn’t go with the original: “so cute i’m actually in trouble now y’all i’m looking for bodyguards any signers ? you have to get along with my mall cop hoe his name is officer handsome”

cute girl in red shirt posing in mirror and slaying HARD

i’m so cute. but so cold.

omg the red bull racing sweatshirt yessssss

you know the tea is good when ur texts look like this lmfaoooooo

this would’ve done numbers on twitter :(

one day i will be married to someone and they will still be second to ellie miller.

whenever i’m drinking i can’t tell if i’ve crossed over into being drunk until i start thinking about ellie miller

bitches that were born with crippling depression and were raised into catholic trauma that spent (child/teen)hood focusing on just surviving with twenty one pilots vessel blurryface but are learning self contentedness and true growth get clancy on a level the rest of y’all idiots don’t. not sorry.

sad music playlist and sudoku kinda night iykyk #judahandthelion

Nostalgia is unfairly maligned. Until there's a future we should be able to listen to nineties rock guilt free

this is my paul revere moment

TEMPLE RUN ON THE IPHONE IN 2024 ?!?!?!!!??!?

also, don’t even think it, my bangs ARE even, one side just didn’t curl today as it preferred to tuck itself into my eyeball constantly

i looked so cute at work today … too cute to be there, one might say. not my manager tho.

Tonight’s vibe.

alexa play slut! (taylor’s version) (from the vault) on spotify

having one of those days where i feel like absolute shit but i look amazing and people can’t stop hitting on me what is going on

game of thrones + edibles + ignoring all my problems = bliss

At the party: DO YOU GUYS WANT TO WATCH RIDLEY SCOTT ALIEN NINETEEN SEVENTY NINE

sorry for not being able to handle any situation rationally in any capacity i’m literally insane <3

lmfaoooo r u trying to torture urself 😭😭😭😭