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Rounding up tips, letters & general shite from trash mags/tabloids. Insta: @takeashite FB: http://facebook.com/takeashite/ and threads! Let’s see which site wins.

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Anyone fancy a pair of Schindler's List leggings?

22.08.2025 18:22 — 👍 234    🔁 85    💬 24    📌 20

Allegedly, but everyone has a story of their hamster dying about 6 seconds after moving in.

08.06.2025 08:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Who the effing hell has a hamster that lives long enough to have a birthday?

08.06.2025 07:32 — 👍 20    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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Grandad went in for an after eight and had a coronary

08.06.2025 07:32 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Du Vin, du pain, du wheeliebinesque Boursin.

07.06.2025 06:15 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This guy works for NASA

07.06.2025 06:13 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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I always sleep better with a stuffed sock on my neck.

07.06.2025 06:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Getting pegged

07.06.2025 06:12 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

This is why we can’t have nice things

06.06.2025 19:31 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Stickers on holes.

06.06.2025 19:29 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Who the fuck is Georgia and how is he getting away with this?

27.05.2025 19:25 — 👍 58    🔁 7    💬 6    📌 3
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Swallow the science

06.06.2025 19:28 — 👍 30    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 2

Sorry we’re rubbish here, too many accounts to maintain. Find us over on Instagram at the usual handle.

01.06.2025 16:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s going to be a stressful summer for anyone who’s hidden a body in a reservoir.

14.05.2025 06:05 — 👍 967    🔁 266    💬 24    📌 16
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Watch the fear grow in the other parents eyes as the sugar takes hold.

26.01.2025 20:00 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Make your dog look like an Eastern European peasant from the 40s.

26.01.2025 06:46 — 👍 14    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1
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I clean my carpets with boot cleaner.

26.01.2025 06:37 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ooohhh me Teflon

25.01.2025 20:10 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0
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Watching on repeat

24.01.2025 20:12 — 👍 19    🔁 10    💬 3    📌 2
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This guy needs to go down in history.

24.01.2025 20:11 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Ah well, that’s life 🤷🏻‍♀️

24.01.2025 21:47 — 👍 11    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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No it won’t.

24.01.2025 21:04 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Typotastic

24.01.2025 07:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Nail your rubbish to the wall.

24.01.2025 07:16 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Why is your artwork weeping?

24.01.2025 07:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I prefer to use one I’ve just used to scout a rusty tray.

24.01.2025 07:12 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Make your knickers smell like your cat’s lavatory.

21.01.2025 06:53 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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All the best beauty experts recommend scouring your face.

21.01.2025 06:52 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

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