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@unimaginable.bsky.social

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All of a sudden every agency in Nigeria is firing on all cylinders both the ones that were once pronounced dead have been exhumed and brought back to life because Trump made a post on Truth Social.

04.11.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Soon he will demand for the key πŸ—οΈ. πŸ˜‚

05.06.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Honorable Malema order! πŸ˜‚

23.05.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gov Eno, 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 doesn't even have the courage to simply come out and say he is defecting to the APC πŸ˜‚.

The long sermon ugh 😩.

Meanwhile Segun Sowunmi continues having wet dreams with Peter Obi.

Nigerian politics is a criminal adventure where the tongues of pastors are serpents.

23.05.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is twitter toast? That shit ain't working no mo.

23.05.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They are coming for black South Africans... I wonder, I wonder.

03.02.2025 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look at what is happening today, there is a pattern to it all.

We are all breeding a monster.

29.01.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Adolf Hitler | The devil in animal form.

Adolf Hitler | The devil in animal form.

Adolf Hitler was also nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in 1939 by Erik Brandt, a Swedish parliamentarian and anti-fascist. However, the nomination was intended as a satire to criticize the nomination of British PM Neville Chamberlain, who had been praised for the Munich Agreement with Hitler.

29.01.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As a Nigerian watching what Elon did in USA and now Europe and precisely Germany.

Why are South Africans not planning to save South Africa?

They told you, you are the best African cos you gave your country to foreigners.

What is being propagated is what they are telling you not to do in SA.

27.01.2025 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ§πŸ˜‹

15.12.2024 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alter πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

13.12.2024 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning may this spirit take over your soul, I wish this for and me.

Joy 😊!

08.12.2024 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please @support.bsky.team @bsky.app πŸ™ kindly fix the vid upload to include either chopped offline to 60secs or use the app to chop.

Thank you.

07.12.2024 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

X. Is daily becoming an ex cos what the actual fuck is this, I can't even send a freaking tweet like I used to on Twitter πŸ˜‚

06.12.2024 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Which of these?
Comment your token.

$OM @MANTRA_Chain
$ONDO @OndoFinance
$PENDLE @pendle_fi
$POLYX
$ONI @onino_io
$LUMIA @BuildOnLumia
$PRCL @Parcl
$PEAQ @peaq
$CTC @Creditcoin
$HIFI @HifiFinance
$TRU @TrueFiDAO
$HPO @HippoWallet
$RWA @xendfinance
$USUAL @usualmoney
$CHR @Chromia
$TOKEN @tokenfi

03.12.2024 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If Nigeria πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ worked, this kinds of things will be dismissed the minute it hits the court.

But you see nothing here is foreign to us.
x.com/thedichotome...

03.12.2024 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When you see a Nigerian mosquito 🦟 you will know.

03.12.2024 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wallahi this mosquito 🦟 must be a Nigerian, it is so not afraid to suck.

03.12.2024 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Made out of wood? πŸͺ΅πŸͺ΅πŸͺ΅πŸͺ΅πŸͺ΅

02.12.2024 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nigerians and Africans πŸ˜‚

01.12.2024 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky is now becoming the Twitter X isn't.

The skyline is getting more interesting than the timeline.

29.11.2024 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't believe anything anymore

29.11.2024 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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She was so sure, I knew she has something up her sleeves 🀣

29.11.2024 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The question should be what next will the United States teach Nigeria?

🀣 What a shiteshow

28.11.2024 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It sure does sir, you should come around with your question.

Would love to have the questions and opinions.

27.11.2024 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An X spaces post featuring Lukas Wipf CFO of www.onino.io

An X spaces post featuring Lukas Wipf CFO of www.onino.io

Tomorrow Thursday 7pm German time not Nigerian time πŸ˜‚, me and my friends will be talking to the Co-founder and CFO of ONINO BLOCKCHAIN SOLUTIONS. We will be head-diving into #RWA $ONI and their Developer Platform. x.com/i/spaces/1dR...

27.11.2024 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If this was in. Nigeria one god of men would've been buying private jets every year with it.

The amount of single women, quick money seeking fools and miracle searching folks that will be trooping here ehn πŸ˜‚.

26.11.2024 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sound and clear

25.11.2024 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What? No way.

You won't find a *Real* Nigerian anywhere near that bridge. A real Nigerian wouldn't be caught dead stuck in the midst of such unwashed masses. Mtcheeeew

If it were truly a bidge to anywhere important, a real Nigerian would have made a tunnel there

That's how we roll, shey you get?😜

25.11.2024 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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