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Michigan-born, everywhere-raised. Relatively funny, but that's all relative.

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Right?!

01.02.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Holy shit. Iโ€™m watching a video about the making of Robocop 2 and this bit from the original script is very familiar. This was supposed to be satire, yโ€™all.

01.02.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sounds about right for 2024.

04.12.2024 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GameStop was pulled from the ashes by retail investors, only to treat their employees like shit. A close friend works there and his already overworked and underpaid managerโ€™s time off request to take his wife to chemotherapy infusions was denied. Nice.

14.11.2024 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do I see my number?

10.10.2024 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Death is not the end. Itโ€™s the beginning of being dead.

07.04.2024 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here's the acceptance criteria for automatic faucets, soap dispensers, and paper towel dispensers: they must engage the moment I put my hands in front of them. Simple as that.

As far as I can tell, the technology is apparently not ready yet.

21.02.2024 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The trombone is just a giant slide-whistle for bass.

01.01.2024 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where is this?

02.06.2023 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed.

19.05.2023 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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An appropriate first post.

19.05.2023 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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