Cousin Skeeter

Mood:

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Yessir

I have an iPhone btw

Speaking for the great state of Chicago (I know, I know) Canes….

I can come keep you warm 😉

This little snow we got told me stop playing and order my boots.

I’m grown but not pack a lunch for work grown.

If it’s hot outside tequila, if it’s cold whiskey

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On the outside I’m mad but inside

She’s mine, I’m sticking beside her

Chicken tacos+onion+cilantro *hangs head in shame*

My wife ladies and gentleman

I took the high road but next time I may

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They started with me *mmcht*

My wife and daughter said I got that gyat and I almost changed the WiFi password on them

Retwist Saturday…my loctician doesn’t miss

SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter

Now if it just gets canceled Monday I’d be great

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A Friday meeting I wasn’t looking forward to being moved to Monday is a small win I’ll take

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T.G.I.Payday…blessed to have the salary but I know these bills are about to jump me

Interesting

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So….that’s really what we call posts over here?

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I’m certain I’d have more people to follow on here if I unmuted accounts on Twitter. I’m loving the peace and quiet though

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Let me find out this is like pulling up to the family reunion and seeing people you haven’t seen in forever #blacksky

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I had to check Apple Music for that Down The Witches Road

Trying to figure this app out is going to be a learning curve…sitting there before joining thinking who all over there #AddToBlackSky

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Real late to the Agatha All Along train but these witches on here are harmonizing