Etta Sedit

Story telling: How to get seen quickly at the ER in case you accidentally annihilate your left index finger in an immersion blender accident. #outletspokenwordandmusic #appellcenter

Appell Center for the Performing Arts on Instagram: "Whether it’s date night, Galentine’s or a little solo self-love, our stage is serving all the feels this Valentine’s week! 💘🍫 Join us for live show... 14 likes, 0 comments - appellcenter on February 9, 2026: "Whether it’s date night, Galentine’s or a little solo self-love, our stage is serving all the feels this Valentine’s week! 💘🍫 Join us for live...

Open mic 2/12. Come and I promise to make you laugh! www.instagram.com/reel/DUi3U5N...

When assembling IKEA furniture, don't stand over the boards menacingly with a hammer. Instead, do it with a friend.

Anthony Bourdain tasting menu at a Waffle House that grew tired of chasing grease and stickiness and decided to just roll with it. #anthonybourdain #noreservations #wafflehouse

#satc #ajlt #sexandthecity #andjustlikethat #carriebradshaw

“We’ll be visiting the port-a-potty where Charlotte gets her flash period in season one of And Just Like That!” By @ettasedit.bsky.social

Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/reminders-fo...

Reminders for Your Sex and the City Bus Tour We’ll be visiting the port-a-potty where Charlotte gets her flash period in season one of And Just Like That!

Here's my parody of the Sex and the City NYC bus tour published on Medium today. No paywall. thebelladonnacomedy.com/reminders-fo...

#humor #comedy #lesbian

#techsupport #humor #funny #zoom #Teams

Thanks to the Erma Bombeck blog for featuring my essay "Yes We Can Hear You: A Technical Person's Advice on How Not to Be Annoying During Virtual Sessions." #onlinelearningconsortium #ermabombeck
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#lgbtq #gayrights #queer #comedy #humor #cats

Holy catrimony - checkout www.facebook.com/ettasedit to read my Top Ten Reasons I Don't Want to Marry My Cats.

Photo credit Yana Hurska at Unsplash

Arranging a grocery shopping service for my 82 year old mom today and just accidentally texted her. "Do you have your lust ready?" She responded in all caps, "I AM READY."

Clearly I've been wearing the wrong outfit while grilling.

"Mommy how does Santa stay safe from the polar bears at the North Pole?"

If you buy these candy decorations it will show up on your grocery receipt as, "eyeball box." Also Land O' Lakes butter will show as "LOL butter."

When your local, free, tiny library really has everything you need.

Today I did an online grocery shopping order that included two bags of limes, a bag of lemons, and a tube of mascara and now I wonder if my shopper thinks I have a drinking problem.

Photo by Polina Tankilevitch

I've been dieting for 4 hours and 41 minutes. I'll keep you updated.

Also, why are women always smiling at their salads?

Boy, $6.50 for a small size jar of Vick's Vapor Rub at CVS. Prices sure have gone up since I bought my last jar in 1982.

Wooden figurine standing facing toilet.

Funniest online review of the She Wee device meant to allow women to pee standing up:

"She Wee doesn't work. I She Wee'd all over my pants.
You really have to hermetically seal it ontop of your Arby's roastbeef flaps real tight, otherwise it's like the Hoover damn. Anyway, I don't recommend it."

How to find a bra that fits: An illustrated guide (and printable zine!) : Life Kit Can't wait to take your bra off at the end of every day? A professional bra fitter explains how to find a bra that makes you feel comfortable and cute.

Great piece from NPR. Now I just need a place to publish my essay about bras "When Your Cups Runneth Over."
www.npr.org/2023/11/14/1...

"Water Aerobics Instructor - Remote | WFH" has to be one of the more unusual remote jobs I've seen on Linkedin.

Thanks to the University of Dayton Erma Bombeck Writer's Workshop blog for running my humor piece!

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