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Sometimes in my delusion I think that the algorithm recognizes me as a tastemaker and that I was partially responsible for the Parker Posey resurgence

Are we cooked?

I was so for nothing

I got a he/they plug named blue and a she/they plug named sky

I swear I just got a YouTube ad that was just a couple making out no text or links or anything to sell just straight lips. This could be the future of advertising

Least beautiful Oregon morning

Nobody is being antisemitic everyone is just calling him a moron. So moronic that nobody is even focusing on his steadfast support for baby killers in the IDF

I think people who use discord are fundamentally different than me

I did that today too it was just as special

I’ve had a couple beers but this new Rosalía might be the greatest album of all time

Wearing a scarf as a man is still more radical in this age than some terrorist attacks

If you can understand basic metaphors you already got the large majority beat

I was saying the same thing but with a hint of prevarication

This next chop is dedicated to u!

I’m so fried

Cmon that’s just obviously fallacious. There have been plenty of crimes that weren’t enforced for ages that those in power committed that you could’ve said the same things about. They didn’t act long ago because it would’ve disrupted the financialization of the internet everyone was optimistic about

Whenever I hook up with someone who is 5’6 I just think wow this is what it would be like to kiss Napoleon the whole time

The fact that something is a cliche does not mean that violent pornography being available to children isn’t extremely pernicious

It does have to be political. Online anonymity has been a failed experiment. it has ruined tons of lives and is partially responsible for every other American being an apathetic moron now.

In before some libertarian pervert calls this “authoritarian”

I was so fat and chopped for so long sometimes I look in the mirror and still get surprised

Genuinely depressing how terrible English majors are at reading

I’m kind of going into a minor psychosis where I am always unsure of anyone I meet’s name

I still don’t know how to pronounce brodernism

Never know how to react when someone proudly shows me a stuffed animal I’m just like wow that’s cute I really didn’t expect to still find myself in this situation still as an adult

I got lesbian shooters who’ll slide on anyone

Don’t want to go to a party that will be fun just because I know a girl there will sexually harass me fuck my stupid life

I am a firm materialist but there is some sort of divine entity who is using the Spotify shuffle algorithm to manipulate me