Nikki

#NoKingsDay

If your Instagram post has more than 6 photos or videos, I ain't swiping. #DealWithIt

The Tigers are butt.

"Only Nancy Pelosi had the power to call up the National Guard in DC."

Former KGB spy Putin told a braindead narcissist exactly what he wanted to hear, you say?

Shocking.

I am shocked.

RFK Jr. has announced he will not run for president in 2028.

In related news, I offically announce that I will not be entering the 2026 NFL Draft.

Today is Day 207 of Dementia Don's plan to end the Russia-Ukraine war "on day one."

My first year at WUPX I ended every show with Road to Nowhere. I walked that back for my last show before I graduated. Road to Nowhere was the last song I ever played on college radio. #Ozzy #RIPOzzy

Fuck America

Laura Loomer‘s tweet: Alligator lives matter. The good news is, alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we get started now.

The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.

#ItCantAllBeHopelessBullshit

In times of horror, gallows humor helps.

#SleepyDon

Congratulations to Dementia Don on being only the second president (and earliest) to turn 79 in office. Even braindead vegetable 1988 Reagan wasn't that old! #NoKings

By vast, I mean 100%, rounded to the nearest whole number.

The VAST majority of #NoKings protestors will be peaceful.

The majority of pigs walking around will appear friendly and not cause problems themselves. This is an act. DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. Pigs are NOT to be trusted. Treat them like a rattlesnake, i.e. keep your distance and don't provoke them.

ACAB

Some perspectives. It's almost like Sleepy Don needs a distraction and/or to fire up his drooling base. #LA #AbolishICE #FirstAmendment #PeacefulProtests #EpsteinFiles #Distraction

"If they're flying Mexican flags, shouldn't they be in Mexico" says one-eighth Irish dipshit that dresses in all green and waves Irish flag every March 17th.

#TacoFell

Oh look, I still have Bluesky. I kinda forgot about this ap.

Um, go Tigers!

Icymi,

Sleepy Don signed a deal with Saudi Arabia today. After his unnecessarily ostentatious signing ceremony, he sat down while someone could give a statement to the press.

At which point he promptly dozed off. #SleepyDon

The #AnaheimDucks will hire Joel Quenneville. He'll be able to enjoy some great SoCal beach time!

For more information, Google "Joel Quenneville Beach"

#NHL #JoelQuenneville

The Utah Mammoth.

Um, that's all. Carry on.

OK, just hear me out...

Dementia Don congratulated Canada on a "big, tough cookie" on the Capitals that "just broke the record."

Alex Ovechkin is indeed a "big, tough cookie" who just broke Wayne Gretzky's career goals record.

Alex Ovechkin is also, um, not from Canada.

Which isn't for another nearly 6 months.

Has anyone considered maybe the morbidly obese oldest man ever elected president is losing his eyesight? That he can't tell the difference between a blue and a black suit? Plenty of obesity related diseases affect vision.

Lazy Sunday, Tigers win!