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Allison

@allisoncain.bsky.social

Fin Comms 4 Lyfe. Comms at the Swoosh (but views are my own). I like finance, sports, sneakers, and scotch, but I am not your bruh.

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You go to the penalty box for this one.

22.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Having a real full circle career moment today as I start my next role at Nike… on the IR team!

04.11.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have now got up in England; I went to bed after the 2nd.

28.10.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the craziest neverending World Series game.

28.10.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay well maybe mind your own business, CNN.

19.09.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did Darth take over the Bluesky handle?

10.07.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was just putting Orin to bed and he said, β€œI don’t know how to use my life,” so now there’s three of us in the house like this.

09.06.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7839    πŸ” 334    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 16

A Converse athlete crushing to get to the finals is a very exciting thing!

29.05.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was not ready to go on the journey of reading this.

24.05.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a ship run aground next to a small house in norway

a ship run aground next to a small house in norway

a ship run aground next to a small house in norway

a ship run aground next to a small house in norway

a ship run aground next to a small house in norway

a ship run aground next to a small house in norway

Norway's Evergreen moment: huge container ship runs aground near tiny house; is very stuck

22.05.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 888    πŸ” 222    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 92

Shut your dirty mouth.

22.05.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It brings me joy every time you bring this up.

21.05.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Headlines you love to read sitting on your plane to DC. *chefs kiss*

21.05.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting on east coast time by my daughter waking me up at 3 am. Time to go fly to DC, I guess.

21.05.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
21.05.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing sunglasses is laughing while sitting in a chair on a boat . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is laughing while sitting in a chair on a boat .
16.05.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I stopped reading your Bluesky posts months ago.

16.05.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

About to buy my son Townsend (β€œTowns”) a new Karl-Anthony Towns jersey. Last time we got him one it was a size 2T and was for the Timberwolves. Seems like a good time to update..!

13.05.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Nation Can’t Believe It On Harvard’s Side

Nation Can’t Believe It On Harvard’s Side

Nation Can’t Believe It On Harvard’s Side

17.04.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8662    πŸ” 931    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 60
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Journalism wins Santa Anita Derby, will be likely favorite for Kentucky Derby 2025 Journalism, Rodriguez and Admire Daytona all won prep races Saturday to clinch spots in the Kentucky Derby on May 3 at Churchill Downs in Louisville.

Good news for Journalism. www.courier-journal.com/story/sports...

07.04.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 145    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 12

Gave myself a pep talk last night about how I’m not going to let the headlines dictate my anxiety this week and boy, that did not work. And it’s only *checks notes* 8:50 am PT on Monday.

07.04.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is asking how 's bragging camp going ? ALT: a man with a beard is asking how 's bragging camp going ?
07.04.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek on the bottom ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek on the bottom

Disassociating on my new patio furniture after this week.

05.04.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.

image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in aβ€”

02.04.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 26432    πŸ” 8360    πŸ’¬ 411    πŸ“Œ 684
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a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes . ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .
26.03.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My 5 y/o just came up to my husband and I and said β€œWe don’t like the jets.” And my husband said β€œWhy?” And my son said β€œNo one likes the jets.”

So, I guess even 5 year olds know.

15.03.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t accept this. Take this away.

12.03.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 447    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 2

Welcome to my life.

06.03.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mavs trading Luka is like Nintendo getting rid of Mario and being like, we’re excited about our future with Crash Bandicoot

03.02.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1961    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 14

Starting laundry.
Husband making waffles.
Picking up groceries.
Then taking my 5 y/o to see DOG MAN. I’m out here sacrificing my Sunday so I can see him giggle at a giant screen with glee because it brings me JOY.

02.02.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0