Allison

Did Darth take over the Bluesky handle?

I was just putting Orin to bed and he said, “I don’t know how to use my life,” so now there’s three of us in the house like this.

A Converse athlete crushing to get to the finals is a very exciting thing!

I was not ready to go on the journey of reading this.

a ship run aground next to a small house in norway

a ship run aground next to a small house in norway

a ship run aground next to a small house in norway

Norway's Evergreen moment: huge container ship runs aground near tiny house; is very stuck

Shut your dirty mouth.

It brings me joy every time you bring this up.

Headlines you love to read sitting on your plane to DC. *chefs kiss*

Getting on east coast time by my daughter waking me up at 3 am. Time to go fly to DC, I guess.

I stopped reading your Bluesky posts months ago.

About to buy my son Townsend (“Towns”) a new Karl-Anthony Towns jersey. Last time we got him one it was a size 2T and was for the Timberwolves. Seems like a good time to update..!

Nation Can’t Believe It On Harvard’s Side

Nation Can’t Believe It On Harvard’s Side

Journalism wins Santa Anita Derby, will be likely favorite for Kentucky Derby 2025 Journalism, Rodriguez and Admire Daytona all won prep races Saturday to clinch spots in the Kentucky Derby on May 3 at Churchill Downs in Louisville.

Good news for Journalism. www.courier-journal.com/story/sports...

Gave myself a pep talk last night about how I’m not going to let the headlines dictate my anxiety this week and boy, that did not work. And it’s only *checks notes* 8:50 am PT on Monday.

a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek on the bottom ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says schitts creek on the bottom

Disassociating on my new patio furniture after this week.

image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

My 5 y/o just came up to my husband and I and said “We don’t like the jets.” And my husband said “Why?” And my son said “No one likes the jets.”

So, I guess even 5 year olds know.

I don’t accept this. Take this away.

Welcome to my life.

Mavs trading Luka is like Nintendo getting rid of Mario and being like, we’re excited about our future with Crash Bandicoot

Starting laundry.
Husband making waffles.
Picking up groceries.
Then taking my 5 y/o to see DOG MAN. I’m out here sacrificing my Sunday so I can see him giggle at a giant screen with glee because it brings me JOY.

The league is SHOOK

if I ever have a Wikipedia page of my own, I hope there’s one section sandwiched in the middle called, “The Incident”

Ohh I love this! That was early Nike days!

Me: 25 days into the year and we have not ordered Uber Eats once. Wow, we are probably saving so much!

***Hank’s $800 vet bill has entered the chat***

The youths don’t even want to pick up a phone to make a dr. Appt- you think they’re going to ask someone to unlock a case to buy razors?