You go to the penalty box for this one.
22.02.2026 15:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You go to the penalty box for this one.
22.02.2026 15:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Having a real full circle career moment today as I start my next role at Nikeβ¦ on the IR team!
04.11.2025 16:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have now got up in England; I went to bed after the 2nd.
28.10.2025 06:36 β π 23 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0This is the craziest neverending World Series game.
28.10.2025 05:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Okay well maybe mind your own business, CNN.
19.09.2025 03:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did Darth take over the Bluesky handle?
10.07.2025 19:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was just putting Orin to bed and he said, βI donβt know how to use my life,β so now thereβs three of us in the house like this.
09.06.2025 04:34 β π 7839 π 334 π¬ 107 π 16A Converse athlete crushing to get to the finals is a very exciting thing!
29.05.2025 03:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was not ready to go on the journey of reading this.
24.05.2025 04:07 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0a ship run aground next to a small house in norway
a ship run aground next to a small house in norway
a ship run aground next to a small house in norway
Norway's Evergreen moment: huge container ship runs aground near tiny house; is very stuck
22.05.2025 13:54 β π 888 π 222 π¬ 40 π 92Shut your dirty mouth.
22.05.2025 02:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It brings me joy every time you bring this up.
21.05.2025 19:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Headlines you love to read sitting on your plane to DC. *chefs kiss*
21.05.2025 14:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Getting on east coast time by my daughter waking me up at 3 am. Time to go fly to DC, I guess.
21.05.2025 11:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I stopped reading your Bluesky posts months ago.
16.05.2025 03:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0About to buy my son Townsend (βTownsβ) a new Karl-Anthony Towns jersey. Last time we got him one it was a size 2T and was for the Timberwolves. Seems like a good time to update..!
13.05.2025 03:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nation Canβt Believe It On Harvardβs Side
Nation Canβt Believe It On Harvardβs Side
17.04.2025 18:30 β π 8662 π 931 π¬ 95 π 60Good news for Journalism. www.courier-journal.com/story/sports...
07.04.2025 01:32 β π 145 π 14 π¬ 3 π 12Gave myself a pep talk last night about how Iβm not going to let the headlines dictate my anxiety this week and boy, that did not work. And itβs only *checks notes* 8:50 am PT on Monday.
07.04.2025 15:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Disassociating on my new patio furniture after this week.
05.04.2025 03:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in aβ
My 5 y/o just came up to my husband and I and said βWe donβt like the jets.β And my husband said βWhy?β And my son said βNo one likes the jets.β
So, I guess even 5 year olds know.
I donβt accept this. Take this away.
12.03.2025 01:03 β π 447 π 22 π¬ 42 π 2Welcome to my life.
06.03.2025 06:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mavs trading Luka is like Nintendo getting rid of Mario and being like, weβre excited about our future with Crash Bandicoot
03.02.2025 19:24 β π 1961 π 154 π¬ 52 π 14
Starting laundry.
Husband making waffles.
Picking up groceries.
Then taking my 5 y/o to see DOG MAN. Iβm out here sacrificing my Sunday so I can see him giggle at a giant screen with glee because it brings me JOY.