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@jortphobe.bsky.social

as wise as a serpent and as gentle as a dove πŸ“beautiful sunny queensland i’m on letterboxd https://boxd.it/Ciub

24 Followers  |  37 Following  |  33 Posts  |  Joined: 15.01.2025  |  1.7663

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Roast

Roast

Do you?

31.05.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5
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panthers at the bottom of the ladder

27.04.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every cooking video made by a man: if you arent making your own smoked brisket bacon fat double stuff burrito in a burger you should probably kill yourself
every cooking video made by a woman: Easy Weeknight Dinners Your Wretched Ungrateful Children Will Just Gobble Up!

24.03.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

blue velvet… truly a movie only a republican could hate

23.03.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

corey horsburgh is fighting for that origin spot omg

15.03.2025 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

raidos fans doing the viking clap out of time literally every game is so funny

15.03.2025 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

alright beautiful brisbane broncos it’s go time 😼⚑️

15.03.2025 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just remembered i dont have children and never will….. im already living my dream life πŸ₯°

12.03.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it is morally correct to hate MAFS. MAFS haters get into heaven

12.03.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i’m always saying this

08.03.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i will not rest until the NRL makes the short dropout illegal

02.03.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
piracy graph

piracy graph

WOWIE!!

01.03.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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so basically. she is sitting

18.02.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you might be asking why i keep posting on here if i get 0 engagement, and have like 2 non-bot followers, the answer is simple, im addicted to Post Button

30.01.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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not a fan of Lawnmower

30.01.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and i went to state school!!!

29.01.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fundie teacher (white south african) used the lesson about sexual orientation as an excuse to preach his homophobia to us. went around the room and asked every student if they thought it was ok to be gay lmfao. we asked what he’d do if his son was gay, he said punch him in the face

29.01.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

every single person who was Just Asking Questions and Hearing From Both Sides and served to normalize the inhumanity that led to this, know that you will all be together in hell in the deepest lake of fire, at the bottom of a rotting pit, drowning and boiling in the blood that you helped spill

28.01.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5126    πŸ” 1250    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 14
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art is still fun

23.01.2025 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hope with all my heart that elon goes to mars and dies there

22.01.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

me and my army of bot followers against da world….

19.01.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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my parents’ cat is very good at landscaping

18.01.2025 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I solved the 1/18/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:26!

not my best work

18.01.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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how do you do worldwide shipping on a cat?

18.01.2025 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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art is fun

17.01.2025 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I solved the 1/17/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:18!

HOLY SHITTTTTT

17.01.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve been on this app for 24 hrs and feels like when things got too bleak in my last sharehouse and i had to go and stay with my parents for a bit. blissful, radiant boredom, absolutely nothing going on, i love it!!!

17.01.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i can’t explain how much Fire Walk With Me touched me and changed my life at exactly the right time i needed it. one of the best to ever do it, RIP :((

16.01.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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