{concert}
lead singer: this next one’s off our new album…
me: *already in my car*
{concert}
lead singer: this next one’s off our new album…
me: *already in my car*
i know this is AI but they still look like this irl so 🤷🏻♀️
03.03.2026 00:25 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Full House Of Horrors
03.03.2026 00:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0same
02.03.2026 23:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
good to see my sleep paralysis demons are doing well.
02.03.2026 23:53 — 👍 102 🔁 4 💬 11 📌 5
whoever working the white house socials needs to get better at photoshopping faces onto bodies i mean wtf
02.03.2026 17:33 — 👍 28 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 0the difference in applause between the 2 men and the 2 women from the USA hockey team on SNL just now was music to my ears 👏🏼
01.03.2026 04:43 — 👍 68 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0it’s the most talented gps ever
01.03.2026 01:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0every time you get in an accident: AND I’M SO SORRY
01.03.2026 01:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0set my GPS voice to blink-182 and my car turned its lights off and carried me home
01.03.2026 01:35 — 👍 48 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0RIP congress gone too soon.
28.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0the greeks during the trojan war: i hope this horse finds you well
28.02.2026 14:39 — 👍 35 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0hashtag 🖕
28.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“here lies kim. daughter of robert. she picked up a pug instead of going to coachella” @prof-hinkley.bsky.social
28.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1this is a family site
27.02.2026 19:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0just living in the moment.
27.02.2026 00:23 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
dude was driving down my street with a large coffee and prayers.
27.02.2026 00:19 — 👍 47 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 0lol i tried posting this 3 times and it wouldn’t post what is this twitter?
26.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
pizza dragon stripping
26.02.2026 20:15 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 3gentleman. we are gathered here today by my milkshake.
26.02.2026 00:44 — 👍 66 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0going on the dark web to look for a new pair of Sleeping Jeans
25.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 55 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0Using my potent sensuality for good. At first. Then for evil
25.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 100 🔁 26 💬 0 📌 0now i’m going to sleep/ and she’s calling a cab/ she’s a whale who’s named pearl/ and her dad is a crab
25.02.2026 21:21 — 👍 42 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0now i’m going to sleep/ and she’s calling a cab/ she’s a whale who’s named pearl/ and her dad is a crab
25.02.2026 21:21 — 👍 42 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0{time travels back to 1984} yeah i’m looking for a guy named *checks notes* baby hitler
25.02.2026 18:25 — 👍 34 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0well first go buy the women’s jerseys. then buy theirs.
25.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
these are the 5 players from the men’s team who declined going to the state of the union. go buy their jerseys.
25.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 50 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0a girl can dream
25.02.2026 15:28 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0snails can sleep for up to three years. imagine falling asleep and waking up three years later, well rested, skinnier and with a new president in office. where can i sign up to be a snail i would like to be a snail now
25.02.2026 15:23 — 👍 55 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0i’ve blocked at least 5 pedophile supporting trolls tonight bc of this post. further proving my point.
24.02.2026 01:51 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0