Tenderlash

Imagine if Joe Biden sent masked goons into cities to profile and kidnap white guys playing golf who drive expensive cars, put them in detention camps without letting them contact a lawyer, and then told the press that they're all tax evaders and white collar criminals. #crushICE

I think about writing a tell-all about some shit that happened in my life, and then I think, "nobody will fucking believe you" 💩

Such a rad performance!! ✨️

the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents

I'm fortunate enough to be able to afford new clothes if I need them, but I still buy mostly thrift/second hand. People get rid of perfectly good almost new clothes all the time. Even if I was a billionaire, I think I'd still still browse thrift shops.

Confession: I'm in a synth/gear group chat and apparently they aren't aware a woman is in there lol it's a total bro fest 😅

Overhearing my husband's tiktok feed, I heard someone say, "he didn’t deserve to die like that, but he died in the way he thought others deserved." And, really, no one can deny that fact.

Assume everything on social media is a lie...then verify. Although folks also dont seem to know how to do that...hmm

I bought your band's scratchy, boxy Gildean tshirt (silkscreened with stiff, crusty plastisol ink) not because I will ever wear it, but because it felt rude not to buy something at your show. Great sound, even if your shirts suck.

"Metamucillini" 😅
LOL...
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Don't let people who aren't doing the thing tell you how to do the thing... and especially beware of people who try to convince you that you can't or shouldn't do the thing. #goodwords #lifelessons #goforit #motivation

Crazy, but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love and forget how to hate
🖤

How is #BlueSky going? Are people still using it? Respond if you're in the #goth scene and still active on here. I might get back to skeeting 🦋

I don't know needs to hear this, but in general, only Ted Lasso can rock that kind of mustache without looking like a creepy 1970s porn actor ( I mean, unless that's the look that you're going for... nothing wrong with that I suppose, if you can own it ☺️)

The new halovox single, "Crashing Lights" feat. The Black Star Experiment is available now!
Special thanks to @tenderlash.bsky.social for the wonderful cover art!
halovox.bandcamp.com

The harbinger of recession - great name for an album 🤣

Well... have you checked your 401k in the last couple days?

Perfect takes can suck the life out of a performance. The little imperfections make it real and give it more feeling

I don't know what you see, but I see the face of a very wise old tortoise basking in the sun #theCure #SongsOfALostWord

Enjoying the surprise new single 'Alone and Still' from @tenderlash.bsky.social Terrifically gloomy goth vibes.

Thanks for listening! 💜🎵

#Deepthoughts

We are all just meat-laden bones, riding on this rock, rotating around a ball of fire, engulfed in an infinite black abyss 🖤 #motivationalwords

Got out of the house tonight to see Tenderlash @tenderlash.bsky.social great performance!!

I know I'm definitely going to Hell for laughing for a solid two minutes after reading this Archbishop's name 😆

With the way things are going, If I was single, I'd only date guys who could show me their vasectomy documents.

me in 2077: what people forget is that there were a half dozen plane crashes each month before the Great AI Plane Skyfall of 2025

grandson: wow so everybody thought AI was going to fix all of that?

me: haha what? oh. no. not even kind of. No

YouTube video by Milestone Documentary How to Save a Milestone - Documentary Trailer

I have a show tonight at The Milestone in Charlotte. (my 4th show there as Tenderlash, though I've played there many times) If you haven't played there, you should. It's a rare piece of history. To us locals, it's home.
youtu.be/hLRSMRfkDPs?...

Hey, GenZ here. We used to drive somewhere, with no phone, and a general sense of where we were going. We can do it again. Shitty move, Google Maps. Fix it, and fire the bootlicker who put the wrong fucking name for #GulfOfMexico