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don’t tempt me frodo

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can we stop fucking bombing everything for five minutes

reading a fic where izzy is describing putting 'a few flakes of dried coconut' on his porridge and making it sound excessive. a beautiful and astute observation of his character

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hello so uhhh i am cash-strapped atm while i’m doing my degree, so if anyone would like to buy me a coffee, it would be much appreciated ☕️🖤

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matt goodwin tweet from late last night saying: "Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ.1d X They said I criticised Manchester This was a lie They said I have no local roots This was a lie They said I committed fraud This was a lie They said I am paid by Russia This was a lie They said I am "racist" This was a lie They said I am "sexist" This was a lie They said my research was dodgy This was a lie"

Caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
Even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
Even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
Saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)

BBC news screenshot showing Peter Mandelson being arrested

BRB, Ben is wanking too furiously to text Izzy.

Close up of Ed and Izzy's mouths dripping sooo much blood kissing wow it's hot 🥵

Ed 💘 Izzy 4EVA

#ofmdart

Been looking up posters for my bedroom and I was in the photography section of this poster website when this popped up. Lads, I think my search is over.

THE IS MY LAUNDRY DAY SHIRT IF YOU TRY TO HIT ON ME I WILL KILL US BOTH

working on a shirt to wear to the laundromat

Avast Crew! An all new baking class and this time it’s a Rizzy special🏴‍☠️ Join us as we bake Con’s all-time favorite, my classic cheesecake👨🏾‍🍳 That’s right we’re baking it together, in person. So, yeah, brace yourselves…. And all for a good cause!❤️ #OurFlagMeansDeath

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This sounds like they're going to dunk him in a witch pond.

I’d say he’s sweating now

Watching Badgers 🔭🦡

Black-and-white photo of a light skinned man wearing a striped shirt and dark trousers with striped suspenders. He is reclining on grassy ground and a large short haired grey cat is lying in his lap. Both the man and the cat look at the camera.

BFF photo shoot. Photo from collection, no date/info.

Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold

What if we did the class like this? …..

Picture of con and samba

Hey Rizzy Nation, should we do a baking class together?🏴‍☠️🫶

#ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd

on university challenge, they got asked which david lean film about an affair had been onstage. they couldn’t remember the actual answer (brief encounter) so they went with ‘strangers on a train’. perfect, no notes.

OMG W Magazine out here trying to murder me dead.
If I perish from this, @omgitshecklmao.bsky.social inherits all my stuff, ok?

PRESS HOME > TV > TV FEATURES Down to Puck: Why Women Are Going Wild for 'Heated Rivalry® The Canadian series with explicit male-on-male sex scenes has tapped into a long-overlooked corner of the audience - and caught Hollywood by surprise hollywoodreporter.com

Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.

Happy 15 Year Anniversary LA!🕺🏽💐✨

📸: Eric Scott
#pluribus #ourflagmeansdeath #ilovela

A photo collage of 5 pictures of a small Izzy Hands doll in jeans and t-shirts with purple headphones.

Little Izzy moddlling the latest #HausofHands collection. Getting jeans over his fat arse is something the big Izzy Hands never struggled with @disastershipblonde.bsky.social @imrights.bsky.social

ohhhh my god i hate him so much

A headline “Florida woman kidnaps scientist to make her cat immortal”

Understandable, have a nice day

look at these two twinning… pervert hive mind @lonelygingerpies.bsky.social @disastershipblonde.bsky.social

moose mail just standard holiday cards for any oomfs and friends who wish to receive one! may include silly illustration of questionable skill. ❄️ please submit by 17th December at the latest ❄️

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IKEA monkey coat #2 spotted!!