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I think the world will be a lot more sympathetic to a woman who married a pirate these days, yeah.

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It's raining, it's pouring, the big lad is snoring...

Ada and Inge lay together in front of the fire place, Ada resting partially on top of Inge.

Page 173 of MotB is up, Happy Teeth Thursday, this one is a bit of a palette cleanser after Monday.
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Jury's still out on whether Goku remembers he's married 95% of the time. Great if you want a low-maintenance partner, absolute crap if you want someone who's emotionally present (or alive enough to help do the dishes).

Supes is a lot more of an actual spouse, but his enemies notice you more, too.

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Happy Year of the Horse! Talita: Am I doing this right? Idrisah: Hold your palm flatter!

Talita gives a treat to an incredibly chill horse, Idrisah backseats horse feeding. #RunawaytotheStars #YearoftheHorse

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Idrisah: Well… In my opinion, you should… She glances back at Cheevwut. Idrisah: (ASL) Also quit. Especially after that shit with Mel. Talita: (ASL) Maybe… Not now, soon after you, Gillie, AND Cal. Management is angry, I think. Ohwitiil walks past the cubicle. Ohwitiil: IDRISAH! Keep packing, I’ve got someone who needs your desk tomorrow! Maybe this one will actually stick around! Talita and Idrisah exchange a look of knowing exhaustion.

Talita: I’ll stop distracting you. Idrisah: Seeya later… Talita waves goodbye to Idrisah and exits the recycling plant, looking absentmindedly at her tablet while walking through the personal exit into the Shikaviil Port dome. An odd echo to her footsteps makes her look up in confusion. She glances around, trying to parse the sound.

Walking past the edge of the sound wall, Talita sees the source of the noise. Far across the dome, near the apartments, a group of centaurs walk on the circular road. There appear to be five adults, four smaller and one larger, as well as four children half their height. All of them have half-lidded eyes and implacable expressions. The four smaller adults are dressed in loose belted leather overpants on their rear four legs, with fabric undershirts that are neatly tucked into their waistbands to leave their upper torsos bare. They wear decorative fabric collars and necklaces adorned with dangling beads, strings, tufts of feathers, and pleating. In their manes they have tucked ornamental combs made from metal, bone, feathers, and beads. Three of them appear to be light in color with thin dark stripes and dark irises, and one is darker with broad stripes and light irises. All have a bar piercing through the upper portion of their trunks, and the oldest of the lighter individuals has two bars. They speak amongst themselves. The four children wear identical dark capelets with tassels that appear to be furred tails. Three are light in color, one is darker. They look around with wider eyes, and one curls their trunk up. They stand close to the small adults, who put reassuring hands on them. The largest adult stands in front of the group, speaking to an enthusiastically smiling Mel and politely smiling Tod. They are finely dressed in a tasseled skirt that covers their lower body and overpants, with a collared cape featuring long hanging panels with embroidery and a tasseled scallop pattern, with a brooch of a carved animal's head at their throat. A chatelaine with a six-legged turtle-like creature hangs from their belt. They are white with black stripes and dark facial markings that extend to the tip of their trunk, which has two bar piercings. The right side of their face is an eyeless crater of scar tissue, with bone missing from the crown of their head to nearly their nostril, an injury that on a human would have been instantly fatal. The large centaur turns their single dark eye and makes eye contact across the distance with Talita, who stares back in dumbfounded horror.

This week on #RunawayToTheStars: Oh golly, so that's what Mel's surprise was!

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Two panels. In one the Master pours the wine into his wife’s mouth. In the other Inge takes the bite of strudel from Ada’s mouth.

Happy Meat Monday, page 172 of MotB is out and oh, oh god, the parallels. Well one half of this page is a good time at least. #comicoop #webcomics #horrorcomics
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Come make some weird horny porn for the love of the game.

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I love this game's music dearly. Fond memories of entering the sound test code as a kid and recording my favorite tunes onto cassette tapes via my old boombox! Secret of Mana got the same treatment, though I had to go and hang out in areas I liked to record THOSE tracks.

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Slide 1: a blue graphic with an outline of the United States. Red and white text reads: Call. National Book Banning Bill Proposed in US House of Reps. Tell your rep: Vote no on H.R. 7661.

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H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban all my books, & any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps & say: NO ON H.R. 7661!

The "sensual pear" look will continue to be exaggerated until morale improves, at which point it's going to keep going, for the sake of morale.

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

Hopefully being a fire-typed starter comes with a reasonable dental plan, those chompers deserve to be at their pearly whitest at all times.

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The Master sits at the chair and table in the basement flesh chamber, he is looking at something (the Wife) mournfully. An eye growing out of the fleshy wall behind him stares down at him.

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Hey, friends, this is my story, which is about a fake marriage and BARELY about hockey. You might like it!

Chapter 9: Outside, Inside. Talita is shown repainting the centaur text on the outside of the Runaway where the hull patch has covered up the message. She and two electrician worms stand on a hanging crane lift with foam brushes, with the worms leaning perilously outside the railing to reach parts of the text. Inside the Runaway, Talita takes a photo of the cleaned up interior living space. Bip's avatar coils into the frame on the walls, winking and sticking out a tongue while throwing up a V-hand sign that is obviously a photo graphic of a human hand pasted over their vector arm. Talita smiles, standing in her socks on the exterior wall of the sideways room. Gillie is shown redying her hair "Ember Orange," with a dye brush in her gloved hand. She is in a stained white tank top with her wet hair brushed into a mound on top of her head, away from her ears, forehead and neck. Her eyebrows are also wet with color. Finishing application, she notices with sneering annoyance that her mystacial whiskers are growing back in. She opens the rather barren medicine cabinet looking for a tool to deal with them, but the only thing on the shelf is an open medicine box for her prescription of Estradiol—Dissolving Subcutaneous Implants, 0.125 mg/day, "for human use only."

Gillie stomps to get her wife's attention across the hallway. Gillie: (ASL) Did you already pack my tweezers? Idrisah looks up from where she is looking at her phone and squatting on the floor of their bedroom while organizing earrings. She is surrounded by stacks of reusable shipping boxes full of packed items. Idrisah: (ASL) Those should be with the first aid stuff. Gillie walks in and opens a box next to Idrisah. Idrisah shows her the phone screen. Idrisah: (ASL) But look! Talita sent photos of the Runaway! Gillie: (ASL) Wow. Spacious. Idrisah: (ASL) I didn’t know Bip was such a fancy vessel. Gillie: (ASL) Pirates live in style, I suppose. She looks at Idrisah, who is wearing belted pants, a loose top over arm warmers, a hijab, and jewelry. Gillie: (ASL) Heading out? You're all dressed. Idrisah: (ASL) Yeah, I’ve got to pack up my work desk.

Idrisah: (ASL) Can you start packing your computer desk while I'm out? Gillie frowns. Gillie: (ASL) We don’t leave till next week! Idrisah: (ASL) It’s only five days! Gillie: (ASL) I refuse to live out of boxes until I have to. Idrisah: (ASL) You’ll regret that this weekend. Gillie: (ASL) I will pack more NON-ESSENTIALS. In the Ixion admin wing, Idrisah packs up her cubicle space with help from Cheevwut. Talita leans on the edge of the cubicle wall, looking glum. Talita: Need any help over here? Idrisah: Thanks Talita, I think we’re good. Talita: I’m gonna miss coming to admin to bug you.

This week on #RunawayToTheStars: Talita repaints the Runaway, Gillie repaints her hair, Idrisah packs up.

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If you're only going to read ONE story in the new @s2b2.bsky.social issue (although you really ought to enjoy the whole thing), I GUESS you could pick mine. It's short, it's simple, there's no elaborate high-concept stuff to wade through this time, and I researched pickleball AND badminton for it!

Racqueteering, by Iron Eater

Guy—pronounced the French or maybe Indian way, ghee, hard G, short for Guillame, absolutely not a synonym for “some dude”—was the kind of person who just kept going once he’d spun up a proper rant...

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a winged man has his back to us, as a character off screen wishes him "fair winds, Keel D'Amyan."

Today marks the last page of chapter 13, and the end of what will be volume two of my drama webcomic, Uneven Keel! I'm taking a break until March 13th so if you want to read the whole entire first arc, you can now! ✂️

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It's time for everyone's favorite pastime: queer smut! Come enjoy every play of our February issue, Balls to the Wall -- all of it sexy, sporty, and absolutely free! Get it at www.shousetsubangbang.com/mirror/issue...