The Waco Kid

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So was Days of Thunder. But when you put one of the biggest stars in a movie about car races produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, i’m gonna be watching

Shame about the four flat tires that car has

Hey, if you're feeling like life has passed you by and you're too old to start something new, remember that John Brown was 55 before he killed his first pro-slavery settler in the Kansas Territory. It's never too late to follow your dreams.

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Has to be some Kaufman-esque bit 30 years in the making, respect

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Mood rn IYKYK

Killing a bunch of elementary school girls to distract from having raped a bunch of middle- and high-school girls is pretty fucking grim.

I think if I'd gotten away with attempting a coup, suffered no consequences for it, then won an election four years later, got away with executing citizens in the streets and foreigners in boats, and successfully abducted a head of state, I too might think I could just bomb my way to regime change

Same vibes

There used to be more bathrooms in there but, you know…

Live Updates: Israel Says It Has Launched an Attack on Iran

⚠️ NYT confirms:

These are JOINT attacks by the US and Israel on Iran.

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The best thing about living in NYC is that when the nukes start flying
won’t have to worry about a slow death from radiation, that shit will he instantaneous evaporation

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

Imagine if they added someone at the deadline instead of dumping McCain for draft picks

Martin Short's Daughter Katherine Dies at 42: 'The Short Family Is Devastated by This Loss' "It is with profound grief that we confirm the passing of Katherine Hartley Short," the Short family shared with PEOPLE in a statement.

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Solo as a teenager - Rancid at Roseland 1995
As a child with parents - Wayne Newton in Vegas late 80’s (also saw Rodney and Hackett, probably way younger than I should have)

Always a sucker for clever wordplay, this one always cracked me up

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The way the guy just accepts Homer is betting a human being on the game and actually admires him as a degen gambler for it

From Lisa the Greek

Man: What you got riding on this game?
Homer: My daughter.
Man: What a gambler!

This App Warns You if Someone Is Wearing Smart Glasses Nearby The creator of Nearby Glasses made the app after reading 404 Media's coverage of how people are using Meta's Ray-Bans smartglasses to film people without their knowledge or consent. “I consider it to ...

NEW: A hobbyist has created Nearby Glasses, an app that warns you if someone close by is wearing smart glasses. 404 Media spoke to the creator who said he was inspired by our coverage that uncovers how men are wearing Meta's Ray-Bans to covertly film massage parlor workers.

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One slice is never enough and if you want two slices can just cut a pie in half

You can get a heart attack from shoveling snow so just to be safe smoke 5 cigarettes before you start to give your body an extra boost of energy.

It’s not like the Canadian players are that much better (look at Gretzky wearing MAGA hats everywhere), would have rather Finland or Sweden, but agree with rest of your post

Lost my bet but at least I didn’t sell out, probably would have been rooting for Canada even if didn’t have this going

Cowboys and Mets have been the best teams in all of sports during the offseason for over 30 years now, truly historic runs

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There’s more than one way?