Ever pull a plastic bag out of the plastic bags you’ve gathered together for future garbage containment and thought, this one seems like it’s never been used? And you noticed that? And then it was special? Ugh, I’m slut shaming my garbage bags.

I haven’t found the earring I’ve been looking for, so it’s not all happy endings with cleaning.

Anxiety cleaning: over time, I LITERALLY found a whole pair of gloves. They were in two different worlds and today I was brave enough to find them both and reunite them 🥰.

If I can lie, then the answer is yes.

It is divine comedy that my largest eyebrow is over my smallest boob.

Until you’ve worn a lace thong under and raw denim for a day of walking, you do not know pain

Don’t eat peanut butter when you’re having a serious conversation. Unless you want to have long, drawn out pauses

Women’s wrongs activist

Some good news

This is the dream multitaskers cream for.

Just found a dried booger on my chest, so I guess I’ve forgotten how to shower.

Amanda Zurawski, one of the Texas women who nearly died due to the states abortion ban, has been named one of Time’s Women of the Year.

"No white people during Kendrick's halftime show? So much for diversity"

Oh you didn't hear? DEI got canceled. He clearly hired the best people for the job 😌

Senator Chuck Schumer of New York, the Senate Minority Leader, has launched a new online portal for individuals to report corruption, abuses of power, and threats to public safety, with the legal protections afforded to whistleblowers.

Companies Ditching DEI Please feel free to reply with additional corporations! Let's name and shame them.

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Whole Foods Workers Win First-Ever Union, Defying Amazon (Updated) Workers in Philadelphia say they’re tired of being treated like robots.

Whole Foods workers in Philadelphia just accomplished something huge: they overcame Amazon's union-busting tactics and voted to form the store's first union in over four decades.

Remember that we can always find hope in the labor movement.

When I was much younger, make up counter people would tell me how poorly I was aging and needed more products to look young. I bought none and now I’m older, with all my chin whiskers, and people tell me I look so much younger than I am. (Capitalism)

I want cis-het men to come in and volunteer security detail for all my trans, gay, queer, femme friends so we can spend nights enjoying eachother and not spending our time deflecting toxic masculinity. They would manage ALL that.

Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

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That jacket reminds me of this bong that looked all scabby. It was supposed to look like lava.

In spite of my rage, I’m still just a cat in a cage.