Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly

TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?

MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes

TRUMP: surely they ate him

MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't

TRUMP: Unbelievable

mess w/ the bull, you get the cawthorn

This would be the funniest of all possibilities.

Oh no. So very sorry for your loss.

Everyone here is underestimating maga's ability to cope.

toddstarnes C @toddstarnes X.com SCENARIO: Mamdani enters the Oval Office today only to be greeted by Tom Homan who then personally escorts the Communist back to Uganda. 8:56 AM • 11/21/25 • 51K Views - toddstarnes O @toddstarnes X.com I thought Mamdani was supposed to be a fascist dictator? What the heck is going on at the White House? 1:40 PM • 11/21/25 • 3.3K Views

Five hours apart

It’s Exploding Whale Day in Oregon: 10 things to know about the blubber blast, 55 years later The “Exploding Whale” has gone from a cautionary tale to a beloved piece of Oregon lore.

Exploding Whale Day was just over a week ago.

*whale

YouTube video by KATU News The Exploding Whale: An infamous moment in Oregon history creates a strangely beloved icon

BTW, that was a reference to a story from the '70s, when authorities used dynamite blew up a whale carcass in Florence, Oregon. What followed was a rain on whale chunks that letft the beach & onlookers covered in whale. Falling meat totaled one car a 1/4 mile away. www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CL...

We Oregonians know what to do with what carcasses.

Why is it that I find his claim to want adult women to choose their own partner disingenuous.

“Look, we lost racism, so we’d better be sure to at least keep child abuse. If we don’t, pretty soon someone’s gonna invent a difference between right and wrong.”

Text from the linked story: “A Coast Guard official who had seen the new wording called the policy changes chilling. "We don't deserve the trust of the nation if we're unclear about the divisiveness of swastikas," the official said, speaking on the condition of anonymity due to a fear of reprisal.”

“Nazis are bad,” he said anonymously.

For fear of reprisal.

One of the many reasons this should concern all of us, is that one of the lessons of the past decade is if you allow enough people online to seep in depravity, that depravity eventually finds a way to leak out into the real world.

It's amazing how quickly this is becoming normalized online.

He's like an evil Derek Guy.

The US Secretary of Transportation's primary concern in regards to air travel safety is that nowadays you have to sit with poor and middle-class people.

Guy who has only written about Russiagate: Getting a lot of 'Russiagate' vibes from this...

The Lucy-Football metaphor has existed forever, but it's never been nearly as applicable as it is when Trump says he'll to do literally anything no matter how insanely unlikely it is he'd ever even consider doing it.

Is this like how I want to go back and tell 14-year-old me to stick with D&D because 50 years later there are actual dungeonmaster jobs?

This is the most important and urgent issue facing Americans in the 21st century.

It bothers me that the words DESERT and DESSERT are spelled the way that they are. Phonetically, they should have one another's spelling.

I demand a story about a family that can't afford an insane amount of milk due to Trump's policies

Soon enough the tinsel will be moved in an obvious merrymandering attempt.

idea for people who celebrate christmas:

1. use tinsel to divide your tree into differently shaped sections with roughly similar numbers of ornaments

2. say it's "treedistricting"

I didn't even know "body modification/scarification artist" was a career choice.

Reading the short synopsis of this story makes these people look like losers; reading the details of this story make these people seem completely f**king unhinged.

Impatiently awaiting the delivery of Worcestershire powder so I can make a new batch of House Spice.

The only herbs left at the store when you're shopping for Thanksgiving are thyme and marjoram?

Problematic Sage gap