Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly

solid ten joke

*kills *them* with voters.

Like, you have zero obligation to take someone asking about your drinking babies' blood in satanic Jewish ceremonies in a secret underground lair under a pizza parlor seriously. No non-bats**t voter is going to penalize you for treating that like exactly what it is.

There's this thing Democrats do where, whenever they confronted with the most outrageous, bats**t, illegal or immoral s**t form across the aisle, try to act like they are serious statesmen talking to other serious statesmen about serious statesmen stuff, and it kills with voters.

This was handled rather poorly, I think.

It's not 2012 anymore. In 2026, if someone like Lauren Boebert asks you a serious question about your involvement Pizzagate on live television, the best course is to mock them with a genuine smile and laugh and move on.

This is what all of these blotches look like to me.

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Well I do love silliness and flowers and boinking.

I have the sense that Bridgerton is something I should try.

The genre Improbably Attractive People Boinking In The 19th Century has really taken off in this age of streaming television.

This, though.

This is the platonic ideal of a chef's kiss.

I honestly can't decide if I think "the CIA used TV wavs to brainwash normal people to like black music and that's why no one listens to Smashing Pumpkins anymore" is proof Corgan is deeply mentally unwell or if he's just the next guy up on the right-grifter bandwagon.

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Absolutely, but we've already crossed that particular Rubicon with 'MAHA' so it's literally a wanton, unnecessary Darwinian horror from this point.

The thing is, almost every person negatively effected by this is going to be told that it's one more reason they should have never trusted doctors, hospitals, or scientists and they're going to swallow that lie whole it and vote accordingly.

how are we supposed to take Jamelle seriously when he hasn't even written a *single* autobiography, yet alone three?

JFC…. How is this tolerated?

As always: give it a week.

Well obviously the demand for eggs has gone up because of avocado toast.

Gen Z Sucks Headlines: Why Millennials Are To Blame

It might be? Or it may be a personal universe thing. But man, everyone I know who talks about politics on FB is comically uniformed about pretty much everything in the world. It's not even a Right-Left thing. It's everyone, regardless.

It's as cringe as all of the Nazi s**t on x in its own way.

why yes i often swing by columbia just to chat politics with the kids no i am not a creep

We cannot possibly engage on the distracting subject of just and unjust wars until every last Oberlin sophomore has been put in their place

My experience on FB is that, for at least my generation, being told everything bad is because of young people is pretty sure fire way to get everyone to agree with you. It doesn't even have to make sense. You could say egg prices are going up because of Gen Z and everyone will just like and share.

It's so telling that these people are rushing to condemn "the campus left" at this moment
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/02/o...

"If you listened to the campus left over the years.."

Most adults actually don't spend much time thinking about what college students are up to. That's a bizarre hobby that only exists in the elite media clique.

Nazis all the way down

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

Doubly crazy because not only is Iran a war of choice—one that doesn't happen if the 2024 election goes the other way—but also the reason things got here is Trump chose to renege on the JCPOA in 2018.

This isn't the inevitable march of history. It's the election and foreign policy of one guy.