Duchess Gemma 🐠🕷️🇪🇺

Same cunty vibes different name 🤷🏼‍♀️

find yourself someone who looks at you like Jenprick looks at that wig 😏

I am all for them going and running Britian in fact I will happily campaign for them to go and run Britian I think that's the best place for them to go, heck we could start a Crowdfunder for them to go to Britian and govern it 😏

The Today Podcast from December last year he was asked by Nick Robinson "so if he'd been elected you'd still be a Tory" he replied "yes I think I would be"
not sure if you can still find it on BBC Sounds it was 12th December I believe can only find clipped video on BBC Radio 4 insta and FB

Oh hell yeah ! You can never have too many feather boas

Mickey Mouse wearing a red camo bandana sticking both middle fingers up

I see Jenprick is up to his usual tricks again.
Time to break out this bad boy again

#JenrickIsACunt
#MickeySaysFuckYou

Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social

The really important question I have though Kev that we all need to know is will the feather boa make an appearance and on that point will the feather boa person that appeared last time just standing there not moving on stage also be there 🤔

Happy Birthday to Bylines Networks' Managing Director, the one, the only, the inimitable @benjitoon.bsky.social

May your day be as fabulous as you are.
🥳🎉🎈🎂🫶💃🕺🪩
Yom Huledet Sameach 🎊

Humble brag - I know the author
But jokes aside that is a hell of a statement and should be on placards everywhere ✊🏻

Happy weekend lovely one 🫶🏻

“Because kindness – organised, noisy, stubborn kindness – is a political act.”

What a statement ✊🏻

The weekend has begun 🤭

Because women aren’t even worth their own name obvs 🤬
I don’t give a flying monkeys who her husband is her names is
Sarah Mullally
Or to give her her full title

Right Reverend Dame Sarah Mullally

Wow. It can't come easy being so misogynistic.
You would really have to work hard on that.

🥰

It was and remains a deep honour to have collaborated with you on this Kev ♥️

Tim Walz: "My god, we've got the White House threatening investigations and jail time because an escalator stopped? Walk up the damn stairs!"

Newcastle says no – a city united in kindness and against fascism Thousands came together to show the City’s true character: united, diverse, welcoming of refugees, rejecting hate

From our Managing Director, Ben Dickinson

Newcastle says no – a city united in kindness and against fascism

Thousands came together to show the City’s true character: united, diverse, welcoming of refugees, rejecting hate

@northeastbylines.co.uk @benjitoon.bsky.social

I'm surprised he didnt grow bone spurs surrounded by that many generals

Please do darling one. We move at the end of October and as you can imagine things are bonkers here x

I'm gutted Kev but we are literally surrounded by boxes and air mattresses. You going to Sussex at all later in the year or next year ?!

My dear friend Kev who is insanely talented is in Sutton on October 10th you’d be mad not to go if you can he is da bomb diggity

I wish I could however up to my eyes in house move bollocks

Celebrating our 5000th article today!

Thank you to all our readers for joining us in our journey 🙏

All good sweetheart. Just chilling in front of FBI after lego deconstruction. How about you?

I’ll give you a detailed update tomorrow or maybe Monday it’s all rather stressful
But you know me Marty I’m all good x

a woman in a red shirt makes a sad face ALT: a woman in a red shirt makes a sad face

1. Would Mars take us 🤔
2. See below gif for the appropriate amount of blinking 🤭
3. Now I want Mars ice cream too !

Evening beautiful one 🥰

Been delayed now until end of
October with think 🤔