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alan fogg but call me al

@jaqacid.bsky.social

hey mambo, it's your cousin marvin. marvin italiano morbidity, morphology, incept dates nazi punks fuck off

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ww2 army comms that followed Patton and also sold cars and refrigerators, ww2 Navy guy that led the aircraft carrier band with a DoD paid-for degree from julliard

05.03.2026 02:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(this is of course a Regarding Henry reference)

05.03.2026 01:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wanna get me some o that

05.03.2026 00:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

seems reasonable!

04.03.2026 22:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

trans rights forever. no compromise

26.02.2026 07:12 — 👍 235    🔁 51    💬 0    📌 0

JFC

04.03.2026 01:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they're saying it's the most a Tuesday has ever Tuesdayed

03.03.2026 19:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Two dogs sleeping next to each other on a comforter. One dog is black and white, the other white with brown markings.

Two dogs sleeping next to each other on a comforter. One dog is black and white, the other white with brown markings.

these are some dogs who need a nap

03.03.2026 03:54 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I'm a US air force brat that read German newspapers about the run up to desert storm, that lived in the base that trained soldiers for Iraq and Afghanistan, that marched on the UN against post-9/11 wars and I'm fucking tired of being right every single time: shit is fucked up and bullshit

03.03.2026 03:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Campbell as old Elvis saying: "We're gonna kill us a mummy."

Campbell as old Elvis saying: "We're gonna kill us a mummy."

Y'all need to watch BUBBA HO-TEP, starring Bruce Campbell (based on the @joerlansdale.bsky.social novella). Elvis is still alive and living in an East Texas rest home. His best friend, played by Ossie Davis, says he's JFK. And there's a mummy on the loose. It's also Campbell's best performance.

03.03.2026 03:25 — 👍 92    🔁 18    💬 8    📌 6

"which was ultimately election interference" god damn woman, the courts are as corrupt as everything else, don't pull punches or lean on legalese, give the TV crews a sound bite

03.03.2026 03:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

god she even sucks at a slam dunk. BORING wtf did I expect

03.03.2026 03:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

people taking about expanding the court but my feelings are drifting more toward the opposite first

03.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sec def plz use alt text for us military brats that don't get all the jokes thx (plus vision impaired folks, it's not hard)

03.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Up or Toy Story 3 for all the marbles

03.03.2026 02:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

long live the king ❤️👑

03.03.2026 02:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a glarey blurry photo of the full moon above a red stoplight

a glarey blurry photo of the full moon above a red stoplight

in just eight hours, the moon will pass behind this stoplight #bloodmoon

03.03.2026 02:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a grey and white bernadoodle sits in the middle of a snowy street with snowy cars and trees all around

a grey and white bernadoodle sits in the middle of a snowy street with snowy cars and trees all around

this is a good dog who needs a bath

03.03.2026 02:20 — 👍 30    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

corporations pay gov/admin to trust them sooooo

02.03.2026 02:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

already have since who knows when

02.03.2026 00:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you're at my favorite stage! it gets weird after he got hit by a car but I finished every book sobbing

01.03.2026 22:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Nick from new girl (a white guy wearing a white Henley ) playing true american captioned "maybe someone will do it today"

Nick from new girl (a white guy wearing a white Henley ) playing true american captioned "maybe someone will do it today"

01.03.2026 21:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"sit up straight and have big knockers"

01.03.2026 19:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"actually, it's a them" is something I say to myself all the time

01.03.2026 15:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
twin peaks title card that reads I DON'T GET THESE JOKES

twin peaks title card that reads I DON'T GET THESE JOKES

01.03.2026 13:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hey idiot I went to US schools on US military bases my whole life

01.03.2026 01:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE, GOD IS BORING AND THAT'S WHY THEY HATE QUEERS

01.03.2026 00:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Important potato technology.

28.02.2026 23:11 — 👍 786    🔁 292    💬 4    📌 77

me too! (weeks not days)

28.02.2026 21:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a salamander clutching eggs to it's chest while wrapped around underwater grass, captioned "maybe it will happen today" 
© Anton Sorokin (U.S.), "Egg Clutcher," San Francisco Bay Area, California, U.S. Third place in the Behavior category

a salamander clutching eggs to it's chest while wrapped around underwater grass, captioned "maybe it will happen today" © Anton Sorokin (U.S.), "Egg Clutcher," San Francisco Bay Area, California, U.S. Third place in the Behavior category

27.02.2026 15:09 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0