Highway to the Cool Zone

a big part of my college's pitch was "every freshman gets a new free laptop and printer". my class's was a Dell Win95 machine with a 750MB HD and a 28.8 PC Card modem

I used it to get onto our VAX system and chat with fellow students and get onto Telnet havens

I think last season there was a game that ended on a walk-off pitch clock violation

Automatic Bawl and Strikes? That's how my wife reacts anytime I try to get romantic with her!

Jim Comey watching Kristi Noem give a speech not realizing she's been fired

Aussies beat Taiwan 3-0 in the WBC opener in Tokyo, we are in for a fun couple weeks

remembering the wave of Aussie Golf Bots that arose after Greg Norman hung it up

Jacksonville's tourism slogan used to be "Where Florida Begins" and it always read as more of a warning to me

baseball is a good distraction for at least six months and you can adjust your level of misery depending which team you choose to follow, I am a Pirates fan which is like going to an Indian restaurant and ordering the chicken vindaloo "hot" and the staff comes out three times to ask "are you sure?"

my congresswoman wants to add Trump to Mt Rushmore, my Senators are Medicaid Fraud Bat Boy and a lady that was appointed last year but I haven't seen her on TV once

imagine being such an asshole that you get banned from every Waffle House in Florida

Tigers at Domincan Republic is fun so far

Kratom

P1- NANCY IS VERY SHOCKED WHEN SLUGGO SHOWS HER HOW HE IS PAID FOR WORKING AT THE BAIT AND TACKLE SHOP SLUGGO: THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS SLUGGO IS HOLDING AN OPEN CAN FILLED WITH WORMS

WOIMS WEDNESDAY

I can lend you some of my childhood cat stories

lmao the GOP TX Senate runoff is gonna be some high comedy, two degenerate corrupt assholes tearing at each others' throats

my cat will teleport to another room when I have the audacity to sneeze while he's near me

Rush Limbaugh buying the Rams would've been funnier

I get the idea here but most of the target demo for this absolutely cannot do three straight days of music festival anymore

Didn't Disney give OpenAI a license to use their IP for AI generated works? So anything with Disney IP created by the slop machine isn't subject to copyright?

flashbacks to the time I was commuting to work in St Pete and found myself behind a car with a FL plate that read PATS SOX

probably fine

Is it Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil yet

Top Golf League is really funny if you consider that the only reason it exists is to get Tiger playing golf on TV without him having to walk a course because he ruined his legs in a high-speed car crash

Turns out you can just type anything into the computer and it shows up on the screen

UAE ain't played nobody

I don't want trials and jail time for these people. I can't talk about what I want to happen to these people here.

I am in my 40s and have been told most of my life that "Iran is weeks away from a nuclear weapon"

I am so bad at this lol www.maptap.gg March 1
97🔥 87🎉 82🌟 86🎓 77👏
Final score: 837

Even after 2002 I could kinda skip around from job to job and still be okay

2008 was much worse and eventually convinced me to go to a community college to learn a skill that couldn't be easily automated and I just got my 7-year cert from my employer

Donald the Dove